02 | Written

[brohoof]

So, after a few weeks of being here, I finally figured out just what it is this place is missing.
I mean, aside from sense, logic, and a few certain people that would make it bearable.
It has a depressing lack of perky neon plush proboscises and a noticeable absence of plush rumps.
So tell me.
Where can I find some a needle and thread, some fabric and stuffing?
I'm going to fix this egregious error ASAP.
Just in time for Christmas, too.
Out with the fucking nutcrackers, in with the smuppets.

Comments

[not_mafia]

Perky neon plush... wh..at?

[brohoof]

Rumps. Asses. Buttocks. Butts. Derriere. Fanny. Tush. Etc, etc.

Pick your word of choice.

[not_mafia]

[Oksdja] Okay okay, I get it!! Why would you bring up something like that though?

[brohoof]

The better question would be why I didn't bring it up sooner, actually.

[not_mafia]

...what strange priorities...

[brohoof]

Y'know, it's like I said. Christmas is nearly here.

So what's your favorite color?

THIS IS ALL DICTATED BTW FSLDK

[not_mafia]

What do... [no, better not to ask that question]

My favorite color? Uh... I don't... really have one?

OOPS. Sorry! Let's just say Dirk's been responding to him with text anyway.

[brohoof]

Well you've gotta have a preference, don't you?
But if you'd rather it be a surprise, that works too.
Maybe it's better that way.
That way it's more exciting.
I mean that's how Christmas works, isn't it?
So yeah, it's better this way without a doubt.

NP sorry for not saying so earlier!

[not_mafia]

Wait, what? What surprise? What are you talking about? [?????]