02 | Written

[brohoof]

So, after a few weeks of being here, I finally figured out just what it is this place is missing.
I mean, aside from sense, logic, and a few certain people that would make it bearable.
It has a depressing lack of perky neon plush proboscises and a noticeable absence of plush rumps.
So tell me.
Where can I find some a needle and thread, some fabric and stuffing?
I'm going to fix this egregious error ASAP.
Just in time for Christmas, too.
Out with the fucking nutcrackers, in with the smuppets.

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dictated!

[brohoof]

Yes. My smuppets have only the softest most bulbous rumps they could possibly have. In fact, if I wasn't so good at stitching, you would swear the stuffing was about to rip through the seams to lovingly caress you as you stroke it's bottom.