Bonfire of the bored (Dictated/Action)

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[Church loves to stand around and bitch about the cold as much as the next guy...but frankly he's starting to get sick of hearing almost nothing but people complaining about the cold.  It's time to do something about it.   So now he's outside gathering whatever wood he can find from the surrounding woods and stacking it in
a massive pile.  He's pretty sure he has it far enough from the castle so it won't melt.

He has "mini-Harper" riding along with him and trying to figure out how to drink his coke.  Seriously, bears handing out drinks?]

Hey Paradisa!  Time to show the cold who's boss. 

I don't know about the rest of you, but where I'm from, a bonfire is a perfect way to celebrate the season.

And frankly the bored red-necks would take any opportunity to set a fire... but that's beside the point.

Anyway, if anyone wants to help just look for the stack of wood outside... I could use some gasoline.
It's like the traditional offering to the red-neck bonfire gods or something.


You said you worked in a hotel right... Would you be willing to help?   I suck at hosting things.

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[Church chuckles, though he doesn't let it go out over the journal.]