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[truestsciences]

are all human animals this pushy
wwhere did they get this stuff its just as swweet an disgustin as that shit the subjugglators push
ugh
wwhat is wwrong wwith this place
asides from the bears or wwhatevver its so fuckin cold
it feels like my fins are about to fall off
it aint natural at all
surprised nobodys got hypothermia yet

[guess who's filled with complaints]

Comments

YOU'R3 GONN4 G3T L1CK3D

[wagers]

[Oh, there's a PAP. And not the good kind. OW. The spider's recoiling underneath the hand, legs curling underneath her body as she lodges herself on the tippy top of the cape's collar, holding on for dear life!]

I dOnT tHiNk I tAsTe VeRy GoOd BuT iF yOu InSiSt MoThErFuCkEr

[truestsciences]

[Damn right it's not the good kind. This spider is ridiculously stubborn, and it's with an angry (and totally manly, not at all high pitched and silly sounding) snarling that he reaches to just...grab and yank the spider off. If hitting it's not gonna do anything, he'll just squish it.]

n0

[wagers]

[And the second fingers move around her body, there is a very distinct squeak! And quite possibly... the spider growing more and more until...]

i am n0t 0k with this

[wagers]

[Oh. Is that a troll? On your shoulders?

Ah, yes. Here comes the weight!]

Agh! Shit!

You Are The One Making These Threats

[truestsciences]

[What.]

What the fu-!

[Oh god he was not prepared for this. He is the opposite of prepared for this.

The sudden weight sends him reeling, and it's in a spectacular display of grace that he gets caught in his cape and then goes crashing to the ground.

So fuckin elegant.]

D --> Accurate

[wagers]

[And Vriska's just toppling above the bemoaned seadweller, just laying there. Reeling. (Reely.) It takes her a second to gain her bearings, a hand moving to her forehead, seething.]

Oh my god. Eridan! You honestly go around smacking everything smaller than you? Really?

:33 < so you should accept my acceptance

[truestsciences]

When they're disgustin', wile spiders I do! Especially ones that get on my fuckin clothes!

[He's shoving at Vriska as he speaks, trying to dislodge her.]

What were you ewen doin' as a spider? In my room, no less? Fuckin' seriously, Wris.

[Bet she missed his awesome accent.]