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[truestsciences]

are all human animals this pushy
wwhere did they get this stuff its just as swweet an disgustin as that shit the subjugglators push
ugh
wwhat is wwrong wwith this place
asides from the bears or wwhatevver its so fuckin cold
it feels like my fins are about to fall off
it aint natural at all
surprised nobodys got hypothermia yet

[guess who's filled with complaints]

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;dictated

[delincuente]

I know, right? My fins fell off already. It sucked.

[Said with a totally straight voice.]

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[truestsciences]

vvery fuckin funny
this is a real and legitimate concern an i wwont stand for mockery

[delincuente]

Hey, who said I was mocking? I'm just trying to sympathize here.

[As well as trying not to laugh.]

[truestsciences]

i dont need pity or sympathy from the likes a you
wwhoevver the hell you actually are

[shenunigans]

oh hey sunshine are you here to shine your god damn rays of happiness all over us today
which one are you
you bet they are man
you cant walk down the fucking street without some bear getting all up in your grill trying to give you a sandwich and a hug

[truestsciences]

wwell if it isnt the knight
an wwhat do you mean by wwhich one
as far as i knoww im the only seadwweller here period
that sounds fuckin horrible beyond belief

[shenunigans]

well excuse meeee princess
it sure fucking is
the knight in shining jammies here to sweep you off your feet
sorry bro
theres another fish in town
he types in the same color
hes probably prettier than you too
what will you do
where will you go

[truestsciences]

fef is the princess not me
wwait
do you mean my dancestor
in wwhich case howw can he be more attractivve then me wwe are FUCKIN IDENTICAL
except hes got some dumb as shit scars on his face and my countenance is flawwless

dictated

[heirofficium]

Awwwww, sounds like somebody needs to lighten up.

Haven't you ever heard of winter? Snowball fights and hot cider?

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[truestsciences]

no i dont these are all perfectly reasonable complaints
wwe dont havve wwinter on my planet
wwe have the dark season an the dim season an i dont see wwhy you need to fight wwith snowwballs or wwhat cider is
it doesnt get this cold on my ship evver

[psych0p0mps]

it did this last year too
the cold i mean
it seems to be normal for this time of year

[truestsciences]

tell me it doesnt last vvery long
i mean im sure wwith your lowwblood constitution it doesnt evven matter to you but this is too fuckin cold for someone with blood the temperature a mine

[psych0p0mps]

the season is about three months long actually
have you tried wearing a coat

omg i thought i reposted wwhat the frick

[wagers]

[Hello, Eridan. Are you aware that there is a blue spider crawling down your wall? If not, are you aware she's starting to crawl on your cape? Oh man, she's just inching closer and closer to you, bro. DO YOU NOTICE?]

nice quirk stealing!!!!!!!!

[truestsciences]

[He does notice. Well, not at first, too busy bitching explaining his problems to people who aren't worth his time. Then he sees the spider, and ugh. He hates spiders. He swats at the spider, trying to shake it off his cape so he can squash the bastard.]

uHH, yOU WANNA GO PUNK,,,

[wagers]

[Nope, she's latching on. She's doing her thing, she's making it happen, she's being an absolute terror of just... moving more toward the back of his neck, maybe?]

[rogueofheart]

:33 < you should have s33n purradisa half a sw33p ago
:33 < we werent even in purradisa
:33 < all of us turned into humans and we went to some purrtty earth city called paris
:33 < and this was on top of all the snow!

[truestsciences]

that sounds absoutely fuckin horrendous
so glad i wwas still dead then ugh

[rogueofheart]

:33 < that is never not going to be a pawkward thing to hear but ok
:33 < it really wasnt all that bad
:33 < i mean im sure while you are here it will happen again
:33 < the human part, purrbably not the paris thing

[dupable]

wouldn't that be earth animals?
i mean, they're not actually human or anything.

[truestsciences]

shut up
theyre from the human earth you knoww considerin howw this place is theres people from more then one vversion a the same planet
wwhich is stupid but wwhatevver im not runnin around claimin to be from any sort a earth
an their earth might not havve these dumb bears wwhich wwould mean theyre in a wway human animals because theyre from an earth that has humans an not wwhatevver people think they are
its not that hard to understand

[dupable]

ok, but what if the person is human but doesn't have those animals on their planet?
it wouldn't be human animal for them then! they are human and they never heard of that animal before.

[dictated]

[wantsiceland]

Is anything here natural?

[truestsciences]

apparently not
this place is just a bunch a horseshit and i dont knoww wwhy evveryone is so fuckin ok wwith that

[wantsiceland]

They're in shock.

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