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[truestsciences]

are all human animals this pushy
wwhere did they get this stuff its just as swweet an disgustin as that shit the subjugglators push
ugh
wwhat is wwrong wwith this place
asides from the bears or wwhatevver its so fuckin cold
it feels like my fins are about to fall off
it aint natural at all
surprised nobodys got hypothermia yet

[guess who's filled with complaints]

Comments

[truestsciences]

shut up
theyre from the human earth you knoww considerin howw this place is theres people from more then one vversion a the same planet
wwhich is stupid but wwhatevver im not runnin around claimin to be from any sort a earth
an their earth might not havve these dumb bears wwhich wwould mean theyre in a wway human animals because theyre from an earth that has humans an not wwhatevver people think they are
its not that hard to understand

[dupable]

ok, but what if the person is human but doesn't have those animals on their planet?
it wouldn't be human animal for them then! they are human and they never heard of that animal before.

[truestsciences]

wwell its possible not all vversions a earth havve these stupid bears
they wwouldnt be earth animals then either
so theres no proper wway to say it then

[dupable]

also i think planets that aren't earth might have bears?
so they are basically just bears.

[truestsciences]

but theyre not cholerbears or anythin so i dont think these bears really livve up to that sort a name
theyre fuckin wweird no matter wwhat they are or wwhere they come from an im sure you can at least agree wwith me on that

[dupable]

no way!
ok, well the whole handing out soda thing is weird, but the bears aren't other than that.
they are just normal polar bears with freaky advanced brains.

[truestsciences]

are you really goin to say these bears are intelligent

[dupable]

i don't think most animals that aren't intelligent could really go around handing out free drinks to people like they are.
that is all i am saying.

[truestsciences]

bein able to shovve carbonated subjugglatoresque bevverages at people does NOT make them anything close to intelligent in the slightest

[dupable]

it means they know how to offer people brand name products!
that is pretty intelligent if you ask me.

[truestsciences]

i dont think so
the fact that its all the same brand wwhatevver that means makes me more suspicious
maybe theyre just drones the company is usin to pawwn off their products an not actual bears
that makes more sense then it bein bears

[dupable]

uh...
no i am pretty sure them being real bears that are just really smart makes a lot more sense.

[truestsciences]

no it doesnt
howw could the bears be so smart naturally
howw
in wwhat sort a situation wwould a bear devvelop the ability to pawwn off bevverages to unsuspectin folks

[dupable]

maybe in their world bears evolved as the dominant species!
so they are the smartest animals on earth.