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[shenunigans]

merry christmas to the worst prison in the galaxy

may your eggnog be handed to you by bears of all kinds

 

[Filtered to Rose, John, Dirk, Jane, Aradia and after a lot of internal debate, Nepeta.]

so are we doing a thing or are we pretending it isnt the day our lord and savior saved the world and the game with a hella fly slam dunk

Comments

[truestsciences]

wwhat the fuckin hell

[shenunigans]

its christmas scrooge

Dave

[fluthlu]

What a heartfelt, accurate depiction.
A-plus.

/written

[hard_talker]

Hey, thanks, man. May your own not be watered down with piss.

- HH

[there is a doodle of two guys in lederhosen clanking beer steins together. one looks vaguely disgusted]

[forsometimenow]

... That's some interesting art. Thank you for the wishes.

Dave

[cyan_maid]

[Oh wow that card is great, she's going to laugh at that for a little bit before she can even begin to answer.]

I - I don't think basketball was a THING back then!

AKWETE

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i have no idea what that means but we should definitely do a thing

[written]

[greaselightning]

hey there chief, thats a really neat picture you got there, you just keep provwing howv much of a cool cat you really are.
so, howv about you do me a favwor, friend, tell me all about your human holiday.
im dying to knowv about it, you could say i find your human culture something entirely interesting for many reasons.

dave

[psych0p0mps]

haha i almost forgot how much i liked your comics
yes doing a thing sounds pretty darn acceptable
i will attempt to come up with some presents

[truestsciences]

wwhat does that havve to do wwith this abomination right in front a my eyes

Re: dave

[shenunigans]

i dont just like my comics timesis
since the fragile age of who the fuck even knows when i gripped my tablet pen with my chubby fingers and realised that true irony can only be expressed through comic sans
its my calling
if i werent the knight of time id be the dude of comics
man i dont even want to think of how my fanbase has dwindled
life is so hard
life is really hard
hey maybe all this down time means i can get my ass back into gear with comic shenanigans so people can stroke my e dick again

naw you dont need to bring presents or anything
i just figured you might want to experience a non corpse related party in honour of santa and also jesus maybe

[written]

[shenunigans]

you could not have asked a better person man
why dont you settle your ass down cause its time for a story
so i dunno how you guys spawn your young but we humans like to have them burst out of out females screaming and crying
this happens a lot
a hell of a fucking lot
there are a lot of fucking babies on earth im telling you man
or at least there were
anyway
for some fucking reason this one baby was born and it was really fucking special
you know why
because she never had the d and her husband never gave her the d
at least thats what they told their parents and they fucking bought it too
so all of these bitches are freaking the fuck out cause some chick didnt do the nasty but she has a bun in the oven anyway
but it turns out that bun wasnt just white bread
it was the mother fucking italian cheese of breads
and this bread would go on to save man kind
cause see there was this big ass fucking basketball tournament on
the aliens had invaded and they wanted to shoot hoops and take over the planet like it aint no thing
the humans were fast but they couldnt slam dunk for shit
thats when jesus came in the picture
now a young man with abandonment issues jesus would step onto the court and dunk the holiest of slams the world has ever seen
the aliens fucked off and the world was saved and to this day on december 25th a fat guy in red rides around eating our offering cookies and giving us presents so we never forget the day jesus saved us from the hoop shooting aliens

any questions

[shenunigans]

basically christmas is a big dealio and people feel weird if they aren't hanging around other people and stuffing their faces
personally i dont give a crap but i figured i might as well take initiative or some crap
so if you wanna come chill with the creepy pink humans you have a once in a lifetime chance to

[shenunigans]

[Don't think he doesn't hear you laughing!! He sounds vaguely amused himself.]

Maybe not, but the trolls don't know that.

[shenunigans]

you think so
man if i could link you to my blog i so would
its been fucking years since i looked at that thing
im kind of an internet celebrity
dont worry though i love talking to the little people

please dont tell me youre one of those people without the internet

[shenunigans]

never have i wanted anything more than that
thank you man
youve helped me realise my dreams
or my fears
either way power to you

sweet drawing man
im gonna put that one in my diary forever and ever

[shenunigans]

you have no idea lalonde
the amount of time i spent on the pixels up in the left there
bitches didnt spend that much fucking time on the sistine chapel
only this is a hell of a lot better than some nude ass babies
can you feel christmas in your heart lalonde
i can

[shenunigans]

abomination
oh ariel
oh no
oh no you did not call my modern day rendition of the mona lisa an abomination
heres a fun game
why dont you draw me something and we can compare

[cyan_maid]

They don't, huh? Interesting!

dave

[psych0p0mps]

that would be cool
we have a castlewide internet here so you could even put it online if you want

whos jesus

[truestsciences]

i dont havve to draww shit to tell you this is fuckin horrible and you should be ashamed a yourself for showwin this to the wworld

aradia

[shenunigans]

with all the fucking free time i have here i might as well set something up
i guess its less fun when i know whose gonna be looking at it though
but i guess it means i can find the people trying to flame me and put bugs in their bed or something

jesus is the saviour of the slamming world
major league baskerball player
you trolls
seriously
its a good thing im here to help

[shenunigans]

Nah, man. Trolls don't know who Santa is. Figure we better educate them before someone starts lying to them or something awful like that, huh?

[shenunigans]

so you cant draw huh
dont beat yourself up man
it takes skill
and patience
and an eye for detail
so your pretty much fucked
but practise makes perfect

[cyan_maid]

We should! Everyone should know about Santa.