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[shenunigans]

merry christmas to the worst prison in the galaxy

may your eggnog be handed to you by bears of all kinds

 

[Filtered to Rose, John, Dirk, Jane, Aradia and after a lot of internal debate, Nepeta.]

so are we doing a thing or are we pretending it isnt the day our lord and savior saved the world and the game with a hella fly slam dunk

Comments

[truestsciences]

wwhat the fuckin hell

[shenunigans]

its christmas scrooge

[truestsciences]

wwhat does that havve to do wwith this abomination right in front a my eyes

Dave

[fluthlu]

What a heartfelt, accurate depiction.
A-plus.

[shenunigans]

you have no idea lalonde
the amount of time i spent on the pixels up in the left there
bitches didnt spend that much fucking time on the sistine chapel
only this is a hell of a lot better than some nude ass babies
can you feel christmas in your heart lalonde
i can

[fluthlu]

Ah, is that what that feeling is?
I had mislabled the incessant chiming of sleighbells as the ever-approaching onset of insanity.

/written

[hard_talker]

Hey, thanks, man. May your own not be watered down with piss.

- HH

[there is a doodle of two guys in lederhosen clanking beer steins together. one looks vaguely disgusted]

[shenunigans]

never have i wanted anything more than that
thank you man
youve helped me realise my dreams
or my fears
either way power to you

sweet drawing man
im gonna put that one in my diary forever and ever

[hard_talker]

I live to serve, my man. In giving you something you deem worthy of treasure, my worthless life has been made.

[forsometimenow]

... That's some interesting art. Thank you for the wishes.

[shenunigans]

you think so
man if i could link you to my blog i so would
its been fucking years since i looked at that thing
im kind of an internet celebrity
dont worry though i love talking to the little people

please dont tell me youre one of those people without the internet

[forsometimenow]

We do have that in my world, yes. I've never been one to use it much for recreational purposes, though- mostly due to lack of time thanks to school.

What kind of blog did you have?

Dave

[cyan_maid]

[Oh wow that card is great, she's going to laugh at that for a little bit before she can even begin to answer.]

I - I don't think basketball was a THING back then!

[shenunigans]

[Don't think he doesn't hear you laughing!! He sounds vaguely amused himself.]

Maybe not, but the trolls don't know that.

[cyan_maid]

They don't, huh? Interesting!

AKWETE

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i have no idea what that means but we should definitely do a thing

[shenunigans]

basically christmas is a big dealio and people feel weird if they aren't hanging around other people and stuffing their faces
personally i dont give a crap but i figured i might as well take initiative or some crap
so if you wanna come chill with the creepy pink humans you have a once in a lifetime chance to

[written]

[greaselightning]

hey there chief, thats a really neat picture you got there, you just keep provwing howv much of a cool cat you really are.
so, howv about you do me a favwor, friend, tell me all about your human holiday.
im dying to knowv about it, you could say i find your human culture something entirely interesting for many reasons.

[written]

[shenunigans]

you could not have asked a better person man
why dont you settle your ass down cause its time for a story
so i dunno how you guys spawn your young but we humans like to have them burst out of out females screaming and crying
this happens a lot
a hell of a fucking lot
there are a lot of fucking babies on earth im telling you man
or at least there were
anyway
for some fucking reason this one baby was born and it was really fucking special
you know why
because she never had the d and her husband never gave her the d
at least thats what they told their parents and they fucking bought it too
so all of these bitches are freaking the fuck out cause some chick didnt do the nasty but she has a bun in the oven anyway
but it turns out that bun wasnt just white bread
it was the mother fucking italian cheese of breads
and this bread would go on to save man kind
cause see there was this big ass fucking basketball tournament on
the aliens had invaded and they wanted to shoot hoops and take over the planet like it aint no thing
the humans were fast but they couldnt slam dunk for shit
thats when jesus came in the picture
now a young man with abandonment issues jesus would step onto the court and dunk the holiest of slams the world has ever seen
the aliens fucked off and the world was saved and to this day on december 25th a fat guy in red rides around eating our offering cookies and giving us presents so we never forget the day jesus saved us from the hoop shooting aliens

any questions

dave

[psych0p0mps]

haha i almost forgot how much i liked your comics
yes doing a thing sounds pretty darn acceptable
i will attempt to come up with some presents

Re: dave

[shenunigans]

i dont just like my comics timesis
since the fragile age of who the fuck even knows when i gripped my tablet pen with my chubby fingers and realised that true irony can only be expressed through comic sans
its my calling
if i werent the knight of time id be the dude of comics
man i dont even want to think of how my fanbase has dwindled
life is so hard
life is really hard
hey maybe all this down time means i can get my ass back into gear with comic shenanigans so people can stroke my e dick again

naw you dont need to bring presents or anything
i just figured you might want to experience a non corpse related party in honour of santa and also jesus maybe

Filter WHICH ISN'T A WEEK LATE OR ANYTHING I'm sorry :(

[dupable]

i don't know how much world saving he did on the day he was born, buuuuuut...
we should definitely do something today!
i don't know what, but it isn't like we don't have the whole day to figure something out.

[ The irony of this late comment is to be ignored. Shhh, it's totally Christmas day still. ]

IT'S FINE I just wanted an excuse to post my masterpiece

[shenunigans]

if you havent seen a baby ally yoop for a slam dunk you havent lived egbert
i invited some other peeps
figured wed just chill with the big tv and try to eat our weight in food
you know
like a real christmas

We should totally pretend that I didn't tag this a week later

[brohoof]

[Dirk is actually surprised that he's even being asked. But you know what? He won't call it into question.]

I'm not really sure what there would actually be to do here.
There's also the fact that I've never really done much for Christmas considering that I lived alone my entire life.
So we aren't under any obligations to spend Christmas together, just so that's clear.
If you have something in mind, though, then I wouldn't be averse to the idea.

nope

[shenunigans]

its not out of obligation
i just figured itd be pretty fucking boring to spend the day hunched over my journal like some trekkie trying out a new form of communication with his buddies in iceland
christmas isnt a big deal unless your sucking gods dick anyway
its basically a day where its socially acceptable to eat candy by the pound and lounge around in ugly shirts
so its a normal day for any self respecting texan