xxxiii λ christmas

[assassino]

It has been a good day!

[He's a touch tipsy :')]

I rather like this Christmas. You see, in my time, gifts are usually only given between landlords and their tenants, so it is sweet to see that everyone is so generous in the future.

However, I rather prefer it as Novena, in which we have fun for eight days, and into the New Year.

Also, the man who first created la presepe -- a nativity scene -- was an Italian! He may not have been a Florentine, but Italian will have to do. Yet one more thing you should thank Italia for! We may as well have invented Christmas for you all.

And while we are on the subject: why have I not see any presepe here? You should get on that, fellow residents, it is not too late! At worst, if we cannot find any sculptors amongst our lot, we can just have some dress up in costume and pose for some time in the lobby.

[Yeah, tipsy.]

But even so... to my friends, grazie per la tua amicizia in my first year in Paradisa. I hope there will be more to come!

Comments

[assassino]

We are the best sort.

And yes, Mary was untouched by man. The son she bore was the son of God.

[sandoval]

By man? Ooh, then she was a lesbian, I bet!

What god are we talking about? Some sort of fertility god, I'd imagine.

[assassino]

What? No, no, she was not a lesbian. How can a woman conceive of a woman?

And it is the Christian God.

[sandoval]

I'm sure there's a spell or potion somewhere that could change that - but that's not what I meant, of course! If she's never been touched by a man, then surely she's got to... release her urges somewhere...

A god named Christian? I've never heard of such a one.