♈ Aradia: Ask a whole bunch of questions.

[psych0p0mps]

well that was a fun holiday
thank you for the gifts everyone
particularly whoever got me this hat!
i just found it without a note or anything but its exactly like one that i used to have
so thank you very much

oh! i wanted to ask
i was looking at the calendar and apparently there is another holiday the day after christmas
its called boxing day?
whats that about
does it have to do with punching people for sport

and another thing i wanted to ask
i didnt really prepare for christmas in time and i dont have any money
so i had to go against my personal policy of not wishing for stuff in order to get the right presents for everyone
in future id like to avoid that
so id like to get a job in town if possible
how would i go about doing that

thats all for now i think
merry boxing day whatever that means

((ooc: Aradia's gift from the castle was the Authentic Archaeologist's Hat she used to have back home. It should be noted it is identical to one of John/Jane's Dad's hats, because it is literally one of his hats. She'll be wearing it around all day even though it doesn't have horn holes.))

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[cyan_maid]

Yes, I know John Egbert. Of course I do! What about all the other stuff?

[psych0p0mps]

Okay, I thought so, just checking. Well, Bec Noir is his session's iteration of the Archagent, Jack Noir, who stole the Black Queen's ring and through various shenangians got prototyped with Earth's First Guardian, who happens to have been Jade's dog Bec.

Anyway, in their session the Reckoning got triggered way too early, so there was no way for them to win. Instead they had to use a game construct called a Scratch to restart and try again, and when they'd done that Bec Noir appeared in our session and started his rampage.

[cyan_maid]

Uh...huh. That's...I have a feeling I should be taking notes.

[psych0p0mps]

[YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO, GURL.]

So anyway, he had gotten his paws on the creepy puppet that Dave's bro had, and while my robot clones were holding him off, he threw it at one of them, and she went back to the Reckoning and threw herself in front of a meteor to get it off, and that meteor went through one of Skaia's defense portals and crashed near my hive a sweep or two before our session started. Past me checked it out, and among the wreckage of my robot self I found the puppet, and in its wallet was this hat!

And that's how an Earth hat found its way to Alternia. [She takes off the hat to fondly regard, then looks to Jane enthusiastically. YOU GOT ALL THAT, RIGHT?]

[cyan_maid]

[That wide-eyed stare is totally human for "Uh, I guess?"]

Oh my...