1st drink; text

[goingrogue]

wowwwww this book thing is p cool & it has my name in it so it must be mine
i thought we were gonna enter the game n start our magic bffquest
but i ended up here instead and i dont see the others
im p sure were supposed to be at jakes place and if theyre not here i am ttlies in the wrong place
which means there is no time to all be enjoyins this super huge nice bed left here 4 me
as much as i want to get all my explorin what can only b the most awesome of magyyk castles it is EXTREME IMPORTS that i find my 3 bffs
even if there are wizards
there r wizards rite
gosh i hope theres all kindsa wizards
maybe if theres wizards using this magyyk book u can help me find my friends
tho i will gladly accept help from nonwizards 2
thats how this works rite
like some kind of big magyyk chat room in a book
whateves im looking for jane jake and dirk
janey is all ur detective gumshoey broad
says things like shucks buster n ttlies loves to get her bakin on
jake is probably all adventuring already
ttly swoon worthy like an action hero out of a movie
which he loves more than anything all u have to do is mention weekend at bernies and u will ttly know u have the jman on ur hands
dirks ur sweet anime shade wearin ironic bro
so many ironies n he is all bout them like no1s business
if there is an irony to be had hes ttly got its back
he is all about the popos too
n by popos i mean da ponies
i would like to see the actual popo try and get ahold of him they wouldnt know what hit them when the distri attacks
i guess if any1 sees them tell them roxy is lookin for them
thats if theyre not 2 busy already doing their own thing
i bet jane would be all over this already and idk jake and dirk are probably makin out hardcore somewhere after all that HOT MANNNN UST between them
man i am going to ttlies need a long hard drink after this
the sooner i find them the sooner we can all gets our sburbpartay on

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[wagers]

Uh, ok.
Now usually I'm all over this colorful font 8ecause it usually means someoen I should know a8out, 8ut--
This is honestly the first time I'll 8e asking this to one of you.
So, here goes. Are you ready?
Here is a dramatic pause.
W8 for it.
W8 FOR IT........

[wagers]

What the ever-loving FUCK are you talking a8out?

Written

[cyan_maid]

[Okay, there is really no way for Jane not to know who this is. How does she feel?]

Roxy!!!!
Oh my God, that's you isn't it!
It's really, really you!!
I'm right here! Me, Jane, I'm here!

[rogueofheart]

:33 < yes there are definitely wizards here
:33 < when you say jane that bakes and says silly things do you mean jane crocker?
:33 < beclaws i know her too!

[goingrogue]

what r U talkin about
ur not that blue troll jake was talkin about r u
bc u should no hes ttlies with dirk now
at least i think hes with dirk now
after that display id be surprised if they werent a thing

[goingrogue]

JANEY THERE U R
i was afraid id lost u for good
i knew sburb had 2 be a trick
eff that batterwitch
ur not hurt r u

[wagers]

Jake? You mean that tool that was here a while 8ack?
What was his deal, anyway?
W8, I don't even care! You're a friend of Jane's right?
What's YOUR deal?

[cyan_maid]

I'm fine, I'm fine! But this place has nothing to do with Sburb at all!
I can't believe you're here!
Do you know where you are exactly? What do your surroundings look like?
I will come down to see you!!

[goingrogue]

wizards 4rl
rlly real wizards
with REAL MAGYKKS
this place is the best EVER
no okay i gotta focus
jane now wizards later
does she say things like shucks buster
if she says things like shucks buster that can only be the 1 n only doc crock
and by doc crock i of course mean jane

[goingrogue]

idk jake is just kinda like that
u get used to him after a while
so ur not the blue alien space gurl of his dreams
but u know jane
how do u know jane

[rogueofheart]

:33 < yes that is definitely her!
:33 < she has b33n here fur a while now
:33 < i am sure she will be happy to s33 you!

[goingrogue]

i kinda fig that much but the rl q is what is this place if it has nothing to do with sburb
n how did we get here
ummm im this room
it has my name on it 2
i can move tho so u can find me

[wagers]

Space girl? What? No. That's not even--
Well, whatever! It's not like he's here or anything, so that's a moot point!
Yeah, I do know Jane! She's an accepta8le human 8eing! Pro8a8ly one of the 8etter ones around here!

[goingrogue]

i knew it theres no jane in the world that likes bakin like my jane
that not possible
we just arrived
or we should have just arrived
i have no idea whuts goin on anymore

[goingrogue]

u r a troll rite
or did i get it wrong
ur not a cherub all pretendin to be a troll like my 4th bff callie r u
bc that would b cool 2 i bet callie would love 2 hear its not just her and her lameass bro
o yea jane is totes the best she wouldnt be my bestie if she wasnt
jake is more imports than u think
i need to find ALL 4 of my bffs so we can get back to playin sburb

[wagers]

Why the hell would anyone pretend that they were a troll over the internet?
That's pretty sad if you ask me! I mean, it's not like our lives are all that exciting!
Well, mine is. I am not even going to lie, 8ut seriously? You shouldn't play with fire like that!
The only thing that fire is good for is for the throwing of irons, and I, like a true savant, have them all!

[cyan_maid]

It's called Paradisa, and...oh, I can explain it so much better in person!
Hang on, I'm actually near someplace where I can check where you are.
Stay right there and I'll be up soon, okay?

[rogueofheart]

:33 < time is purrtty fickle here
:33 < you can be here fur a long time but at home no one even notices you are gone because time stops
:33 < or at least that is what i have b33n told
:33 < you are purrbably better off asking a time player about these things

[goingrogue]

idk i dont entirely get it myself but who am i 2 judge
sure whateves
but the rl q here is if ur not the blue babe jake was all hot n bothered 4 who r u
if ur a friend of janes i need 2 kno these things

[wagers]

Why. What's it to you?

[goingrogue]

paradisa like u kno paradise
is this supposed ta be paradise bc
if theres wizards it might b
but i am not seeing any choice wizards yet
just b careful jane i still dont trust this
it might still be a trap
the biggest trap ever
n i am the damsel in distress
except im not rly need to be saved
so just b careful ok

[goingrogue]

i could just ask jane
would u rather i ask jane
im sure shell tell me
cause u know were bee effs effs & all
u dont get closer than the jane and roxy show

[cyan_maid]

Hoo hoo!
Roxy, I have been here for over half a year. I think I would know if there was a trap waiting for me.
You are sort of right though. It IS like a trap.
But I can explain it properly when I see you!
Apparently, you're just on the fourth floor! I'll be there soon!

[wagers]

Really?
I don't know, you think you'll 8e a8le to handle it?
There's going to 8e a lot of cool shit that Jane's going to tell you!

[goingrogue]

can i handle it
shit u dont know the things i can handle
i can handle anything u throw my way
but i think id rather hear it from jansey
at least i kno shes not gonna all troll it up