sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! o-oh my; sorry!)
sawadeertoday ([personal profile] sawadeertoday) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-12-30 11:49 pm

♥ test chamber 12 ♥ ; [ dictated / action! ]

[ There's definitely something not right about GLaDOS. For one, she's looking so terribly happy. Two, she's wearing a pink sweater and loads of accessories- is that a skirt? And three, she's in the kitchen, curiously pondering over a cake recipe. A lovely chocolate one, of course.

It takes her awhile, and quite a bit of courage, but finally, she opens the journal and dictates, rather softly: ]


Does anyone want to join me in the kitchen?... I'm making chocolate cake for the Feast... you can even have a slice when it's done, if you want! I'm sure we'll make enough...!

[ She's still a little jittery from that dictation, letting out a little sigh and waiting. It wouldn't do to start making it without anyone if anyone wanted to join her... right? ]

wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ay yo girl. I got you.

[A droned voice.]

What you need? I'll bring it.
bezazzled: (got a secret)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2012-12-31 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[In wanders Mabel, finally glad to see some people caring about the Feast. She takes a glance at GLaDOS standing around in the kitchen and raises a brow.]

Are you waiting for permission or something?
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Neutral.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Decorate? What you gonna decorate it for? It ain't no puppy.
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Sly Smirk)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aha! Alright. Alright.
You and yo' pretty things. Always gotta be pretty.
I got you.
I'll bring some bows or som'n.
Som'n pretty fo' you n' all.

[He's chuckling. She was always so bubbly. It was adorable.]
bezazzled: (better lock it in your pocket)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2012-12-31 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Help? With the cake? When she can just let someone else do all the work?]

Oh. I have... other things to do. But you know what? You go right on ahead and make the cake. I'll be back when it's finished to sample it and make sure it's good enough for the Queen's Feast. I'll still be helping in the end, you see?
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd laugh and close the journal... but a few moments later he would pipe up again.]

Ay, you want eatable bows?
Ain't none a' these eatable.
bezazzled: (swear this one you'll save)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2012-12-31 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Great! I knew we could all count on you. Oh, and be sure to put extra frosting on that, just the way I--I mean, just the way the Queen likes it.
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Neutral.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Waitwaitwait... hol' up. Lemme see for a sec.

[There's a sound of chewing and choking.]

AhhGHCKK!.... AHh! Auuh..

...

...KUH! GNN... [Hack.]

...

...

Yeh, these ain't no eatable bows.

Ay les jus' put them around em like they decorations?
Ain't nobody gonna eat no decorations. F' they eat decorations, then they deserve what's comin' t' them.
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ehe. Right.

Comin' wit them bows, ludd.
But I gotta bring ma tunes wit me, ludd. Gotta have my... my musical inspiration all up in my atmosphere if... if... I'm gonna be working. Gotta get up in my mindset.
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I got a better idea.

...

Imma rap you a love song.
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (fancypants)

dictated

[personal profile] takethat 2012-12-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
...why waste your time with such meaningless frivolities as cake?
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ehehe... course.
Anything fo' you, baby.
I already got something gettin' in m' head.

[OH HE CAN.
The sound of the door opening and closing indicated he was leaving his room.]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (unreadable)

dictated

[personal profile] takethat 2012-12-31 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
...I have no strong feelings one way or the other about cake.

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