sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! o-oh my; sorry!)
sawadeertoday ([personal profile] sawadeertoday) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-12-30 11:49 pm
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♥ test chamber 12 ♥ ; [ dictated / action! ]

[ There's definitely something not right about GLaDOS. For one, she's looking so terribly happy. Two, she's wearing a pink sweater and loads of accessories- is that a skirt? And three, she's in the kitchen, curiously pondering over a cake recipe. A lovely chocolate one, of course.

It takes her awhile, and quite a bit of courage, but finally, she opens the journal and dictates, rather softly: ]

Does anyone want to join me in the kitchen?... I'm making chocolate cake for the Feast... you can even have a slice when it's done, if you want! I'm sure we'll make enough...!

[ She's still a little jittery from that dictation, letting out a little sigh and waiting. It wouldn't do to start making it without anyone if anyone wanted to join her... right? ]

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wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ay yo girl. I got you.

[A droned voice.]

What you need? I'll bring it.
bezazzled: (got a secret)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2012-12-31 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[In wanders Mabel, finally glad to see some people caring about the Feast. She takes a glance at GLaDOS standing around in the kitchen and raises a brow.]

Are you waiting for permission or something?
sawadeertoday: (GLaDOS looking quite adorably cheerful.) (! i'm the apple to your pie)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ah!

[ She seems visibly happy about this, even blushing at her journal. ]

Wheatley! Um. Um... Do you have any decorations? Maybe we could decorate it. I think I have all the baking stuff here...
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! o-oh my; sorry!)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ She turns at the sound of the girl's voice, a little flustered. ]

N-no... I was just wondering if anyone wanted to join me. B-Before I started...
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Neutral.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Decorate? What you gonna decorate it for? It ain't no puppy.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! i can wait a thousand hours)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's a pretty cake for the Feast, you know? I wanted it to look nice so everyone could enjoy it...

[ She trails off a little. Maybe it was a bad idea... ]
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Sly Smirk)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aha! Alright. Alright.
You and yo' pretty things. Always gotta be pretty.
I got you.
I'll bring some bows or som'n.
Som'n pretty fo' you n' all.

[He's chuckling. She was always so bubbly. It was adorable.]
bezazzled: (better lock it in your pocket)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2012-12-31 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Help? With the cake? When she can just let someone else do all the work?]

Oh. I have... other things to do. But you know what? You go right on ahead and make the cake. I'll be back when it's finished to sample it and make sure it's good enough for the Queen's Feast. I'll still be helping in the end, you see?
sawadeertoday: (GLaDOS looking quite adorably cheerful.) (! i'm the apple to your pie)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Have a little shy giggle, in unison with his chuckle. ]

Ehehe... thank you, dear! I'll be waiting in the kitchen.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! light up my world)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ She blinks- well, that sounded fair enough. ]

You'll really sample it? Thank you!

[ Oh my god why is she so stupid. ]

I'll start making it right away, then...!
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd laugh and close the journal... but a few moments later he would pipe up again.]

Ay, you want eatable bows?
Ain't none a' these eatable.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! o-oh my; sorry!)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ah- it would be better if they were edible, wouldn't it...?

[ She considers this. ]

Because what if someone ate one and then choked? That would be terrible...!
bezazzled: (swear this one you'll save)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2012-12-31 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Great! I knew we could all count on you. Oh, and be sure to put extra frosting on that, just the way I--I mean, just the way the Queen likes it.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! i see...!)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-! Thanks for telling me. I might have forgotten!

[ So genuinely concerned. She's too dumb to catch the slip-up... ]
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Neutral.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Waitwaitwait... hol' up. Lemme see for a sec.

[There's a sound of chewing and choking.]

AhhGHCKK!.... AHh! Auuh..

...

...KUH! GNN... [Hack.]

...

...

Yeh, these ain't no eatable bows.

Ay les jus' put them around em like they decorations?
Ain't nobody gonna eat no decorations. F' they eat decorations, then they deserve what's comin' t' them.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! o-oh my; sorry!)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
A-Are you alright...!?

[ Oh god no. Hearing the choking makes her concerned, picking up the journal in both hands.

But then he stops, and she breathes a little sigh of relief. ]

...

Y-Yes, maybe decorations would be best. We can even make sure to make a little sign for the cake that says not to eat the bows?...
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ehe. Right.

Comin' wit them bows, ludd.
But I gotta bring ma tunes wit me, ludd. Gotta have my... my musical inspiration all up in my atmosphere if... if... I'm gonna be working. Gotta get up in my mindset.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! i can wait a thousand hours)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ He can't see her warm smile, but she's smiling dumbly into the journal anyhow. ]

That's fine. But can you make it quiet so we can hear each other talk...? I miss you.
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I got a better idea.

...

Imma rap you a love song.
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! i see...!)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...! ]

Oh-... you will? For me?

[ Can you hear the absolute happiness dawning in her voice. CAN YOU. ]
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (fancypants)

dictated

[personal profile] takethat 2012-12-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
...why waste your time with such meaningless frivolities as cake?
sawadeertoday: ( GLaDOS looking pleasant, but not happy exactly. ) (! o-oh my; sorry!)

dictated

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh.

GLaDOS flushes, a little embarrassed, before sheepishly dictating back: ]

I... I thought people would like it... f-for the Feast...

Do you like cake, Phoenix?...
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Swag.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-12-31 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ehehe... course.
Anything fo' you, baby.
I already got something gettin' in m' head.

[OH HE CAN.
The sound of the door opening and closing indicated he was leaving his room.]
sawadeertoday: (GLaDOS looking quite adorably cheerful.) (! i'm the apple to your pie)

[personal profile] sawadeertoday 2012-12-31 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ AND SHE'S NOT HIDING IT EITHER. ]

I'm excited to hear it, darling! ♥
takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (unreadable)

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[personal profile] takethat 2012-12-31 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
...I have no strong feelings one way or the other about cake.
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