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[untilmydarknessgoes]

So does everybody here celebrate New Years the right way? Or is there some twist I'm not aware of?

[He pauses a very long time before adding a filter. Damon is pretty certain he shouldn't be offering his help at all. Definitely not for this. And definitely not to her. But he's got a title to protect here, so what's one more likely bad decision?]

[Lana]

I'll play your love interest. Set up the little double date with Lucrezia if you want.

[Short, sweet, & to the point because otherwise he's going to write something more scathing, sarcastic, & bitchy.]

Comments

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Arachnid bovine? Don't know if that's terrifying or super cute...

[huntersdaughter]

It was kind of gamey.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You ate it?

[huntersdaughter]

There wasn't anything else to eat.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well, I guess it's marginally better than tree bark.

[huntersdaughter]

It was better than anything that was out in the Dead Zone, but it wasn't exactly something I was thrilled about.