paradisa

Okay so other than the lovebirds, who actually even said anything all that embarrassing while the journals were broken?

I'm really disappointed in you guys. I was expecting some juicy stuff. Or at least something deep and dark.

untilmydarknessgoes

So before December even hit, everyone was freaking out about all the kissing. Valentine's Day is like what? Little under three weeks away?

Does the castle decide to take a break or are you guys still reeling from your moronic decision to touch a mirror that just popped up in the lobby?

untilmydarknessgoes

So does everybody here celebrate New Years the right way? Or is there some twist I'm not aware of?

[He pauses a very long time before adding a filter. Damon is pretty certain he shouldn't be offering his help at all. Definitely not for this. And definitely not to her. But he's got a title to protect here, so what's one more likely bad decision?]

[Lana]

I'll play your love interest. Set up the little double date with Lucrezia if you want.

[Short, sweet, & to the point because otherwise he's going to write something more scathing, sarcastic, & bitchy.]

untilmydarknessgoes

[Damon can be found on the roof though this time he's not a bird. He's simply enjoying the view for a while. Most everyone's been bitching and complaining about the cold, but he doesn't mind it that much. Though the penguins thing is kinda weird. And the polar bears.

Speaking of, he pulls out the journal.]

Important question here and I expect all of you to be honest even in the face of being horrifically mauled by those cute little pushers.

...Pepsi or Coke?

((ooc: Use this for whatever you'd like/can be journal or action.))

untilmydarknessgoes

[One minute Damon's minding his own business on the roof as a raven, munching on a bug and the next he's back to normal with only a vague sense of what had happened, spitting and trying to get the flavor of insect out of his mouth. The castle sure does love changing him into things. But even with a bug-enriched diet, he won't complain too much. He finds the journal nearby on the roof with him and cracks it opens to find out just to find mostly bitching and complaining about being sick.]

Well, I can see I missed a lot of pissing and moaning. Did anything important actually happen recently or did you guys really just spend all this time acting like you're on your deathbeds?

[Damon rolls his eyes before he hops down off the roof and back to the ground to get back to his room.]

((ooc: Feel free to bug him over the journal or in person. c:))

untilmydarknessgoes

[After Damon's back from his ~~incessant whining and complaining~~ magical adventures as a pony, Damon cracks open that journal.]

I was under the distinct impression this place was more like Saw less Little Shop of Horrors. Then again, you guys told me there weren't any fairies and look at what showed up just days later.

You guys really aren't trying very hard to build some trust here, are you?

Anyway, all I need to know - the alcohol been replenished yet?

[He could do with a stiff drink after that.]

untilmydarknessgoes

[Damon's starting to wonder who he pissed off. (Everyone is the short answer, but he is thinking in more specific terms.) The giant pile of crap on his plate in Mystic Falls was bad enough, now he's...wherever the hell this place was supposed to be. With a magical little journal no less. Maybe if Damon was a twelve year old girl or Stefan (what's the difference, really?) he'd be into this. But frankly? He'd rather go home to the hybrid temper tantrum.

Right, well, since no immediate solutions to this predicament presented themselves, he might as well give the journal a whirl while he tried to get a lay of the land.]

So, I'm sure this has been asked ad nauseum, but where the hell am I and how the hell do I get out? As adorable as all this fairy princess crap is, I have things to do and people to see. [Possibly people to kill, but he'll leave that off the list for now.]

((ooc: Feel free to find him wandering about the castle or just talk at him through the journal. Whichever! C:))

compels

I know I'm not the only one who got stuck with one of these annoying things when we got back to the castle. So, how about one of you tells me how I get rid of it?

[ It's not clear until another voice chimes in what "things" he means -- ] Haunter, haunter ...

[ Damon can be found trying to dodge Haunter in the library and in the tower levels of the castle. ]

compels

Consider this your heads up. March 31st, I'm throwing a party. Lana's restaurant -- you know the one. In town, kind of a quaint little Italian joint? Show up if you want. There'll be drinks, a bonfire -- ooh, maybe cake. It'll be great. Be there or be ... well, lame for starters.

Wes, you're not on the guest list. [ Y e p. Marvel at Damon's maturity. ] Everyone else? Party at will. Starts at 8.

[ stefan salvatore ]

We've got ourselves a doppelganger. And I don't mean that frisky girlfriend of yours.

[ ooc; I'll be putting up a log for the party on the 31st! Anyone who feels like having their character come is free to, you don't need CR with Damon or Lana. ]

compels

So, here's a weird thought. Three days and I'll be celebrating the end of my first year in our little Hell-castle. Talk about wild. Got the old journal to prove it.

Anybody figure out what they're going to do with that warm, fuzzy record of Paradisa-past, by the way? I was thinking maybe bon-fire. [ It happened to have any record of him and his messy decision to slaughter residents and townspeople alike to look like the hero, so, well, he's not eager to keep it around for the memories. ]

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