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So... at least everyone isn't drunk year? Which I guess is an improvement... sort of? It's not really much of one though. Sometimes I wonder if one year we will be allowed to have a big holiday that doesn't go completely crazy, or even just a little weird! Just one where nothing really happens and we can have a normal celebration.
I am almost certain we won't though, or if we ever do then no one will believe it and it's gonna ruin the day for us anyway because we are waiting for things to go wrong.
Speaking of! Do you guys think anything is gonna happen when midnight hits? Some weird castle trick or...?
I am almost certain we won't though, or if we ever do then no one will believe it and it's gonna ruin the day for us anyway because we are waiting for things to go wrong.
Speaking of! Do you guys think anything is gonna happen when midnight hits? Some weird castle trick or...?
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if u know what i mean
where my booze n partying at
no 1 can ruin the epic count down to the new year
but i gotta know
just how weird is the average here
on a scale of wateves to weird as all fuck
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Also oh man... I guess average isn't that weird compared to the really weird stuff, but it can still get kind of bizarre?
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where can i find her
janey is ttlies holding out on me
like i dont know how to hold my liquor or whatevs
i might be new here but bizarre aint even nothin
i can handle bizarre
i can more than handle bizarre
bizarre wont know what what hit it when im done with it
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You say that now, but just wait until things actually get bizarre! Like when suddenly we are all pirates, or when alien mind control slugs take over everyone's brains.
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i ttlies got this
chicks named rose are nothin
i got them all figd out
im sure shell hand over the goods in no time
at the very least help a gurl in need out
u call that bizarre
more like AWESOME
even the alien mind control slugs
okay maybe not so much alien mind control slugs
but ill take it over fish hitler neday
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The pirate thing wasn't that bad, except of all the times we almost died, but even those weren't that bad compared to most of the times we almost die here. Also there is nothing awesome about alien mind control slugs at all! And I would not take anything over them, even whoever the hell Fish Hitler is.
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that & my mom is a rose
& if this rose is anything like my mom i think i kno just how to handle her
[ Except not really. She is bsing hard here, she just really wants that booze. She has been sober for over 24 hours and that's just too long. ]
so this dyin thing its common
guess i will just have to watch out
cause ive died once and that was no walk in the park
id rly rather not do it again
tho i think dyin walkin the plank would be far more interesting
i think id rather be a pirate than all up on the plank
all ARRRRRRR MATEYYYYYY
with a little pirate bro on my shoulder
i would name it squakums
or mr feather butt
n i would teach it to talk for me while i just look all menacing
oh oh & i would want a peg leg
a peg leg AND an eye patch
awwww yeah
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rose isn't anything like a mom, so you will probably be bargaining for more than you know what to do with!
also yeah!
i have died a few times back where i came from too, and haven't really here...
but i know that people tend to come back to life after dying, so it could be a lot worse.
not that dying is every actually fun though.
and ahaha, are you a fan of pirates?
you should meet my friend vriska, she loves that kind of stuff.
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u dont know how the rolal rolls
no1 does
b4 she knows it ill have charmed the pants off this rose and breeze out with all the sweet loot
and of course by sweet loot i mean the booze
so comin back to life is a thing
gotcha that is all kinds of imports to know bout
wouldnt wanna die n not be able 2 come back thatd suck hardcore
but ill still try not 2 die of course
itd be stupid to try
yea pirates are totals cools but not as cool as rogues
i am all about the rogues
but i am even more about the WIZARDSSSSS
i kno vriska shes the blue troll
kind of hard to 4get
WOW I don't know why I switched to font for no reason as;df
Yeah, dying is pretty awful so I can't recommend doing it no matter how many times you come back to life. And woah! Have you really met Vriska already?
thats okay i will pretend it never happened for your sake ;D
then maybe that is a thing i will do
but still i am SURE this rose aint got nothin
as a not dyins xpert got any suggestions for the new gall
id totes preciate that
yea shes the blue troll rite
i get the impression she likes 2 talk about herself a lot
not that its a bad thing or anything
so u r friends huh
yes good BD; THANK YOU!!
Yes! That is definitely Vriska! And yeah we're...
[ ...gosh how does he even describe what t he heck they are? Are they anything but friends? He's not even sure... ]
We're definitely friends!
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u will c i have the maddest of mad skills
or my name aint roxy lalonde
u c we of such a name are only the most bad ass of bad ass bitches
so dont 4get it ;)
oooooooh is that hesitation i detect
dont think u can hide ur hesitations from me when i can hear u so clearly
dish bro tell me all bout it
r u just sayin shes ur friend
orrrrrr r something else ;)
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Wait... did you say Lalonde?!
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you probs herd of us sexy ladies
well u probably heard of my mom
she is da sexy lady that wrote the CotL<
if u havent u should
it is on the best wizard series EVAR/span>
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how would i not be sure bout a thing like that
ive lalonde for as long as i remember
tho i dunno how u can not kno what CotL is
r u sure u dont kno
complacency of the learned
does it ring any bells at all
they were movies too
tho it wasnt as good as the book
u should read the book
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did u say her name was rose
like the same rose we were just talkin bout
cause my mom
u know the super famous awesome author that wrote DA BEST wizard series ever
her name was rose 2
rose lalonde
pls tell me this means what i think this means
i ttlies have to meet this rose now
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i dont know 4 sure if she is my MOTHER MOTHER
like i know rose lalonde is my mom
there is no doubt there
but well its complicated
an i dunno i think theres a GIANT POSSIBILITY shes rly my ectomom
but i was told if i play the game i would finalies meet her n my daughter
an i rly think my daughter might b my ectodaughter 2
tho i dont expect that 2 make any sense 2 u
oh wells
ive still gotta meet this friend of urs
ill know FOR SURE when i see her
i dunno how but i just know it
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But you should ask her about it maybe! Rose always seems to know more about what is going on than I do.
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u need to all kinds of hold up rite now
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You made this Rose and her mom and her dad and her brother? Like ectomade, right? I'll I've ever been able to ectomake is a buncha cats-- oh my god you have to tell me more. Tell me everything! Start at the beginning! I'll talk to this Rose later but... Everything, bro. Hold nothin' back!
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Oh man though, do you think the feast they are throwing is going to make people go crazy?
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Yeah, but... the castle also doesn't usually repeat itself that soon!
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[She'd clink glasses with you if you were both two classy folks in a bar.]
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