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[dupable]

So... at least everyone isn't drunk year? Which I guess is an improvement... sort of? It's not really much of one though. Sometimes I wonder if one year we will be allowed to have a big holiday that doesn't go completely crazy, or even just a little weird! Just one where nothing really happens and we can have a normal celebration.

I am almost certain we won't though, or if we ever do then no one will believe it and it's gonna ruin the day for us anyway because we are waiting for things to go wrong.

Speaking of! Do you guys think anything is gonna happen when midnight hits? Some weird castle trick or...?

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thats okay i will pretend it never happened for your sake ;D

[goingrogue]

rlyyyyyyyy now
then maybe that is a thing i will do
but still i am SURE this rose aint got nothin
as a not dyins xpert got any suggestions for the new gall
id totes preciate that

yea shes the blue troll rite
i get the impression she likes 2 talk about herself a lot
not that its a bad thing or anything
so u r friends huh

yes good BD; THANK YOU!!

[dupable]

As someone who has known her for years I am telling you she has all of the somethings you could even imagine! But uh... as for not dying I guess just don't put yourself into situations that could end in death? I mean, it's not always avoidable here though.

Yes! That is definitely Vriska! And yeah we're...

[ ...gosh how does he even describe what t he heck they are? Are they anything but friends? He's not even sure... ]

We're definitely friends!

[goingrogue]

dont be underestimating me
u will c i have the maddest of mad skills
or my name aint roxy lalonde
u c we of such a name are only the most bad ass of bad ass bitches
so dont 4get it ;)

oooooooh is that hesitation i detect
dont think u can hide ur hesitations from me when i can hear u so clearly
dish bro tell me all bout it
r u just sayin shes ur friend
orrrrrr r something else ;)

[dupable]

[ Sorry Roxy, he is suddenly not even a little concerned about the fact that you want information on his and Vriska's current lack of relationship. He is zeroed in on that last name you just used. ]

Wait... did you say Lalonde?!

[goingrogue]

yup thats rite
you probs herd of us sexy ladies
well u probably heard of my mom
she is da sexy lady that wrote the CotL<
if u havent u should
it is on the best wizard series EVAR/span>

[dupable]

I have no idea what that is, but you are sure your last name is Lalonde?!

[goingrogue]

absapositivelutely
how would i not be sure bout a thing like that
ive lalonde for as long as i remember
tho i dunno how u can not kno what CotL is
r u sure u dont kno
complacency of the learned
does it ring any bells at all
they were movies too
tho it wasnt as good as the book
u should read the book

[dupable]

I am basically positive that I have never heard of a book like that before. But I have heard of the name Lalonde before! My friend Rose has the same last name as you.

[goingrogue]

woah rly
did u say her name was rose
like the same rose we were just talkin bout
cause my mom
u know the super famous awesome author that wrote DA BEST wizard series ever
her name was rose 2
rose lalonde
pls tell me this means what i think this means
i ttlies have to meet this rose now

[dupable]

Well... they have the same name for sure, but the Rose I know is only fifteen, so there is no way she is anyone's mom. And she is definitely not an author either! Also I think she maybe has a girlfriend like thing?

[goingrogue]

oh well bout that
i dont know 4 sure if she is my MOTHER MOTHER
like i know rose lalonde is my mom
there is no doubt there
but well its complicated
an i dunno i think theres a GIANT POSSIBILITY shes rly my ectomom
but i was told if i play the game i would finalies meet her n my daughter
an i rly think my daughter might b my ectodaughter 2
tho i dont expect that 2 make any sense 2 u
oh wells
ive still gotta meet this friend of urs
ill know FOR SURE when i see her
i dunno how but i just know it

[dupable]

Ectomom? Oh... man. Okay, maybe, but if you are then it isn't something I know about, since when I ended up making Rose through ectobiology I made her and her brother, and also her mom and dad? But definitely no kids...

But you should ask her about it maybe! Rose always seems to know more about what is going on than I do.

1/2

[goingrogue]

wait hold DA PHONE
u need to all kinds of hold up rite now

voice; 2/2

[goingrogue]

[ Roxy can't NOT drop text for this because this? Was something that required her full articulated attention. ]

You made this Rose and her mom and her dad and her brother? Like ectomade, right? I'll I've ever been able to ectomake is a buncha cats-- oh my god you have to tell me more. Tell me everything! Start at the beginning! I'll talk to this Rose later but... Everything, bro. Hold nothin' back!

[dupable]

There is not a lot of story to tell! Mostly I just pushed a button and the machine in the lab I came across did the rest. I wasn't even really sure what was going on at the time when it all happened.

[goingrogue]

Whaaat? Really, that's it. I was all ready for some epic ectotale, but... Thinkin' 'bout it, yeah, I guess ectobiology is kinda like that, huh? So what happened then? After you created your friend and their parents and everything? I mean, it's gotta be better than cats.

[dupable]

That's it! It really wasn't actually that exciting at all, but after I was stuck watching a bunch of babies and eventually fell asleep, but all the babies were sent to their right points in time and grew up to be us, I guess.

[goingrogue]

Really really it? Man, what a snooze fest-- Literally in your case, I guess. I woulda cuddles every single baby just so I could all tell my friends later. Maybe do some embarassin' things just to be all ell oh ell guess what you did while you were a baby.

[dupable]

Well... most of the babies were crawling all over things, and I gave a couple of them that I think were Rose and Jade these bunnies that older Rose and Dave had given me earlier that day. They seemed pretty happy about it, except for the part where baby Rose didn't even want to take the bunny in the first place but I am pretty sure she warmed up to her.