mal_addict: (Don't Tread On My New Blue Boots)
Maladict ([personal profile] mal_addict) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-01-01 06:57 pm
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Fifty Ninth Sip

[Maladict is frustrated. It's bad enough the castle favours Earth holidays above all others, but now this...idiocy has occurred. She doesn't mind the drinks turning into alcohol, as was the case in other years, because after all, people being drunk at this time of the year on the Disc was fairly regular.

...But this was something else entirely]

Another well spent Hogswatch in this ridiculous place, then. When you people stop being idiots, you'll get your gifts from me.
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eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] hoshit)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-03 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[well this one's only slightly evil and moderately violent]

You're telling me! Mark almost squished me in my sleep!
mal_addict: ([T&L] Sioni Bod Da)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-03 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...That must have been awkward.

[She'll pause, then delicately]

So. What powers do you have? All fairies have powers.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] I didn't do it!)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-04 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeaaah it's still pretty awkward.

Powers? Ub I don't think I have any. I can fly... of course it's not like I've tried to do anything.
mal_addict: (Colonel Crapski)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-04 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Might be a good idea to look into that more. You don't want to have any horrible accidents, do you?
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] I didn't do it!)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-05 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no. Flying is hard enough thank you.
mal_addict: (Sweet Polly Oliver)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-05 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Low hanging light fixtures to content with?
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] Now THAT'S new)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-10 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ha fucking ha. [like that isn't true...] Yeah let's all just have a big laugh at my expense.
mal_addict: (Sweet Polly Oliver)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-10 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mind if I do, actually.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] just try me)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-15 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah. Like nothing's ever happened ot you before.
mal_addict: (In Ruptuous Gravy)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it has. I make it a point not to broadcast it to everyone.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] but pleeeaaase)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[suuuuuulk] I'm not broadcasting it to everyone.
mal_addict: (Default)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Close enough.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] ima cut you)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-19 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You're everyone, now?
mal_addict: (Patrician Doesn't Have Any Balls)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I think I might be.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] just try me)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Might want to get that ego checked.
mal_addict: (Plogviehze)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, if it's treated I might die.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] cheerful)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-24 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man. Terminal ego? That's so bunk.
mal_addict: (Default)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-25 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to pretend I know what bunk means and agree with you.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] fly away with me)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-27 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[she laughs] It means fucked up.
mal_addict: (Plogviehze)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-01-27 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Another wonderful phrase to add to my vocabulary. You have my thanks.
eat_me_beat_me: ([fairy] fly away with me)

[personal profile] eat_me_beat_me 2013-01-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
hey, any time. [she laughs]
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