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[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

Comments

[waterproofed]

No one even noticed I was trapped in a weirdo mirror world. I don't know how to feel about it.

[onlyanapple]

That has to be quite the emotional blow, having people not even realise you were replaced with a doppelgänger. If I were you, I'd either cry into some ice cream or go postal on them.

So. What did you do in the mirror world?

[waterproofed]

I could just use the paint gun my doppelganger built. It'd be a shame for that thing to go to waste.

I explored, tried to break out a couple times. Probably gave myself a bazillion years bad luck.

[onlyanapple]

...Is there a reason why he made a pain gun?

It's okay, I'm pretty sure we've all hit the maximum bad luck possible already by being trapped here in the first place.

[waterproofed]

To shoot it at people, I guess. Who knows?

[onlyanapple]

Better than a real gun, I suppose. More humiliating, less of a body count.

[waterproofed]

Yeah, I'm sure that was the idea.

[onlyanapple]

You have thoughts otherwise?

[waterproofed]

I think he might've just liked to build things. No reason behind it.

[onlyanapple]

...Still a bit weird, if you ask me.

[waterproofed]

The whole thing was weird, dude.

[onlyanapple]

Everything about this castle is weird.