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[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

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Crowley

[huntersdaughter]

[Timing is everything, apparently, and Jo had just opened the journal to make her own announcement about Sam, when... she read this. She'll tell everyone, but sometimes people (people who at one time shared a body with people) need to know things first.

She can't find Dean, either, but at least his nameplate is still there.]

Sam went home.

Jo

[onlyanapple]

[...Well, that wasn't news he was expecting at all. Crowley's silent for a moment, before he speaks again, his tone a little more sober this time]

...Never thought that would happen. He's been here for almost as long as I have.

Crowley

[huntersdaughter]

I think it was four years? I think that sounds right. It happened recently. I saw him working around Christmas, but New Years Eve he didn't show up and I went to hassle him.

No nameplate. No nothing. The dogs were even gone.

[She pauses.] It's weird, because sometimes people leave and you get something... it's just there in your room. I would've thought... [there's another pause and she doesn't continue that thought.]

But there wasn't anything.

[persequor]

Resolution for what?

[onlyanapple]

New Years. It's an Earth tradition. You make a list of what you want to do in the next year. Like, I don't know, be more patient, or learn to play the piano or...whatever.

1/2

[not_mafia]

Eh? He considers two weeks a small nap?!

2/2

[not_mafia]

W-wait... What's not the same, Crowley-san?

dictated;

[likethetragedy]

Still alive.

forever!

[onlyanapple]

Always glad to hear it. Did you get involved in any of that feast mess?

[waterproofed]

No one even noticed I was trapped in a weirdo mirror world. I don't know how to feel about it.

[onlyanapple]

That has to be quite the emotional blow, having people not even realise you were replaced with a doppelgänger. If I were you, I'd either cry into some ice cream or go postal on them.

So. What did you do in the mirror world?

Written >> Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

-play kissing games.

[A slightly different hand finishes the sentence for him. Three guesses who that is! If it isn't obvious, it certainly will be when Dair speaks up.]

Still here, sorry to disappoint.

[onlyanapple]

See, that's just naughty. And will never happen.

But good, did you get caught in the latest insanity?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[tiny blue footprints appear on the page as if a tiny person had stepped in ink and walked around on the journal.]

I'm alive... If in miniature.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley taps the pages of his journal, entranced for a moment]

...Really now? How miniature are we talking?

[kungfuwitch]

No updating needed, here.

Did you change your mind about your resolutions?

[onlyanapple]

Good to know.

I changed my mind about doing them.

[fanstheflame]

Hey, at least we kept you from turning into a snakesicle. Give us a little credit.

[be kind, his girlfriend is unconscious and he's feeling kind of useless]

[onlyanapple]

[He still needs to learn about this, yep]

...Tsuna mentioned something about that. Thanks, I suppose.

[i_got_this]

Dude, since when are resolutions ever worth it?

And are you kidding me, you've been sleeping this entire time? Fucking slacker. I've been busy getting fucked over by the castle, thank you very much.

[onlyanapple]

That's not the point. It's just something we did.

[He'll chuckle] See, that's why I sleep over the holiday. You miss all this stupid insanity.

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[Not that Spike has any idea of what happened, or how long he was off in his own little world, but he can still pretend while he garners information off of anyone else filling Crowley in.]

That was only a couple of weeks?

forever!

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley makes a bored sound, something of a sigh]

Why? Did you miss me?

[nihilo]

Six. That's a good number, isn't it?

[onlyanapple]

So long as they're not arranged three in a row.