Uranium 238 is the most common isotope found in nature

[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

Comments

Gale

[onlyanapple]

...Oh for fucks sake, you go to sleep for a couple of weeks and this happens.

Also, I endorse punching him. In fact, I can hold him while you do so if you like.

Crowley

[fanstheflame]

[give him a moment while he weighs the satisfaction inherent in that suggestion against how hard Katniss and Ino would both come down on him for punching Bread Boy] Hmm.

[and then the Gale had an idea. the Gale had a terrible, awful idea]

... What if we did something more ... covert than punching?

Gale

[onlyanapple]

[Now THIS perks up Crowleys attention. He hasn't pegged Gale as One of Those]

Oh? Such as?

Crowley

[fanstheflame]

I don't know, you seem like you'd know all the good ones, though.

[he would totally prank Peeta over this, he would do it in a heartbeat, he would do it ten minutes ago]

Gale

[onlyanapple]

[Gale you have now gained a few more Awesome Points in Crowley's eyes]

I know a lot of good ones. You've come to exactly the right person. Now comes the question exactly how bad do you want it to be for him?

Crowley, to end

[fanstheflame]

Not ... well, I don't want to actually hurt him. Scaring him or making him look stupid are both totally acceptable, though.

[onlyanapple]

Now that I can do. I try not to actually hurt people anyway, it ruins the fun.

[fanstheflame]

Hmm. What if we swapped some of his baking ingredients?

[onlyanapple]

I can make his bread explode.


...Harmlessly.