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Uranium 238 is the most common isotope found in nature

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

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Have you met me? Of course I need to be rude about it.

[a grumbling mumble] One of those people, huh...

I'm not a person, I'm a demon.

[He considers this.] You don't really act like any demon I've ever heard about, though.

[Oh you did not]

Maybe you've just heard of demons with no class.

[HE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT]

Maybe? I wasn't even aware demons could have class...

[WHATEVA WHATEVA]

Then you know very little about demons.

Well, it's not like I really studied them or anything. I've just heard about them from stories, and they were always depicted as evil spirits.

Those are silly human tales. We're much older than that.

Then what kind of demon are you, exactly?

The Fallen Angel sort.

Fallen Angel? ... you used to be an angel once? [what]

I was, a long time ago. Before mankind came to the world.

Whaaaaa? You're that old?!

I'm not old, I'm well seasoned.

Is that what he calls it? [Well-seasoned... like... a salad ?? ? ?]

He can still hear you even when you whisper.

--I wasn't talking to you!!

No? Then who were you talking to?

[laksdhgew] I-I wasn't talking to anyone! Leave me alone.

That's the first sign of insanity, you know. Speaking to yourself. I'd be very worried, if I were you.

Shut up!! [annnnd there goes the journal]

[It's okay darling he'll get you again later. GOOD TALK]

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