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Uranium 238 is the most common isotope found in nature

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

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I usually fight. That's probably not for you.

Yeah, I'll pass. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

You can talk about their eyes. It will fit right in with your "lover" lifestyle.

Usually bringing up the subject of eyes makes them want to see my own.

Their hair? Most of us have that.

Unless of course they don't. Or they have too much of it. Might be a sensitive subject.

You're putting way too much thought into this.

I have to do something to keep me entertained.

Have you ever thought of picking up a more useful hobby? Knitting maybe? I bet you'd be a great knitter.

Knitting is something Aziraphale would do. It's for losers.

Only teenagers go around calling people losers for liking things they don't like.

Then go ahead and call me a teenager.

Fine. You're a really old teenager, Crowley.

There's no need to use the O word.

Is that a touchy subject?

It's not a touchy subject because it's not even accurate.

Really? How old are you then?

...I lost count. Older than six thousand.

You don't consider that old?

NO, that's well seasoned.

Well seasoned. [A beat.] That's definitely not something an old person would say.

That better not be sarcasm missy.

Of course not. I'm very respectful of my elders.

Har de har har. You're a riot.

I try sometimes. No hard feelings?

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