Uranium 238 is the most common isotope found in nature

[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

I should commission someone to do our theme song.

[nihilo]

I like violins, myself.

[onlyanapple]

I'm sure we could work with that.

[nihilo]

You find the musician, I'll work on the title.

[onlyanapple]

Oh yes, give yourself the easy job.

[nihilo]

Oh, are we the one with the gift of words? So why don't you take the title and I'll fetch Dolly Parton to sing our theme.

[onlyanapple]

Then it's a deal, and I think I do have a gift with words.

[nihilo]

Excellent.