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[secondchances]

Hi. I have this sneaking suspicion that I missed a lot, seeing as it's now January and I think I was kidnapped. So much for my little get together for the new year.

[There's a few metallic clatters here, one of them is drawn out as a ring spins to a slow stop on her desk.]

I also seem to have way more Renaissance-style jewelry than I remember, and that doesn't bode well. Uh, Lucrezia...?

There seems to be a lack of mass confusion, so I'm guessing it was only a few of us that... what? Got stuck in a--I don't even know what that was, really.

Sooooo. Care to fill me in? Anyone? Please tell me I wasn't turned into an old woman or something and just don't remember that.

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[secondchances]

[JUST FUCKING WITH YOU, MAN...]

They're hairy, too.

[whichwayyoulean]

[WHY ARE ALL WOMEN HE KNOWS EVIL]

Most animals...arree?

Wow why did I not pick a fish.

[secondchances]

Scaly, then? I know it's winter, but I moisturize pretty well, I thought...

[This makes her feel better!]

[whichwayyoulean]

...Okay, wow. Can we pick a non-offensive rare animal I can compare to you and move on before I get punched?

[secondchances]

Does such a thing exist?

[whichwayyoulean]

Given you've marked off hairy and scaly, probably not. How do you feel about feathers?

[secondchances]

Depends if they're pretty feathers or ugly feathers.

[whichwayyoulean]

Pretty, of course. Nothing ugly. I like to not be punched or psychologically tortured.

[secondchances]

Wise. What's this pretty feathery thing?

[whichwayyoulean]

Swomee Swans. They're really pretty birds in my world.

[secondchances]

You should draw me a picture. It'd make me feel better.

[whichwayyoulean]

Okay, give me a sec. [And then, carefully, he sketches her a Swomee Swan. So pretttty]

[secondchances]

... seriously?

[IT LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN]

[whichwayyoulean]

Seriously. They're super graceful.

[LIES!]