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[secondchances]

Hi. I have this sneaking suspicion that I missed a lot, seeing as it's now January and I think I was kidnapped. So much for my little get together for the new year.

[There's a few metallic clatters here, one of them is drawn out as a ring spins to a slow stop on her desk.]

I also seem to have way more Renaissance-style jewelry than I remember, and that doesn't bode well. Uh, Lucrezia...?

There seems to be a lack of mass confusion, so I'm guessing it was only a few of us that... what? Got stuck in a--I don't even know what that was, really.

Sooooo. Care to fill me in? Anyone? Please tell me I wasn't turned into an old woman or something and just don't remember that.

Comments

[save_the_souls]

Eh? You don't remember it at all?

[secondchances]

I hope you're trying to joke around with me, 'cause that's not a very comforting response.

[save_the_souls]

Ah...well, you sort of...tried to mug me?

[secondchances]

I what.

[Not even a question mark there.]

[save_the_souls]

You tried to mug me...I think you thought you were some sort of criminal.

[kryptonian]

[Sourly:]

Done being a jerk?

[secondchances]

[Whoa, that tone.]

I don't remember being a jerk in the first place, unless I hogged the covers the other night.

[kryptonian]

Seriously? You call me obnoxious and tell me to buzz off and you just FORGET?

[secondchances]

[Waitwhat. She'd never say that to Kara.]

It had to be some sort of loss or something the castle did. You know me, I wouldn't say that to you. I'm trying to figure it out, because apparently I was trying to mug people, too.

[kryptonian]

A loss?

Stephanie

[assassino]

[Serious tone.]

We must talk.

Ezio

[secondchances]

[A filter and a serious tone. Crap.]

Oh, no. What else did I do, aside from mug people and hurt feelings?

Stephanie

[assassino]

[DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.]

You gave me your blessing to kill Cesare.

Ezio

[secondchances]

[Silence. And then:]

I HOPE YOU FOUND SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THAT!

[Oh, god. Cesare better not be dead. Ezio better have known something was wrong with her.]

Stephanie

[assassino]

I did. You think I would not question such a sudden change of heart?

[whichwayyoulean]

...

Wow, I really have to learn to pay better attention when my friends are kidnapped.

[secondchances]

It's okay, I don't think anyone else noticed, either. Just thought I was crazy.

[whichwayyoulean]

To be fair, that's usually a pretty legitimate problem here.

[secondchances]

Not for me! I'm fairly sane. I don't do crazy, or evil.

[whichwayyoulean]

Then you're rare. Like...uh. A really rare thing.

Pandas? Yeah. Pandas. You're a panda.

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[Watch Spike never admit that he was part of that weird trip. (At least, until he finds out there was a doppelganger running around.)]

Memory loss isn't always a bad thing.

dictated;

[secondchances]

I'm not so sure in this case.

I didn't like, try to mug you or anything, right?

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[Oh. Sounds like a loss... he's had that happen enough times by now.]

I'd like to think I'd remember that.

dictated;

[secondchances]

Just checking. I seem to have fallen off my rocker and gone crazy, that's all.

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

At least you're among friends here.