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[Come midnight, Maine is not in his bed and he is not alone. He is, however, a heavy enough sleeper that he doesn't notice right away, perhaps even sidling up to and wrapping thick arms around the supple, long-haired warm body beside him. The idea that he remembers going to bed alone doesn't quite jar him awake. It's more a nagging oddity that gradually pulls him conscious.]

[Eventually he's forced to blink his eyes open and actaully look at his bedmate. He didn't recognize the face, but that's not what had him suddenly shoving back with a startled yelp and falling off the bed. No, Maine did that because the woman he thought he'd been cuddling turned out to be a guy.]

[His tumble off the heart-shaped bed caused him to knock a journal open.] WHAT THE FUCK.

[[ooc: Maine and Duke, open journal for either!]]

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Good to know the castle isn't just fucking with me.

[An irritated grumble. He hasn't forgotten that you shut the book in his face, Washington. :| ]

Yeah? You end up with anyone?

Edited 2012-02-12 15:52 (UTC)

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Maine, do you think the castle would let me off easy? I woke up in the bed of a woman that calls herself Mistress.

[Dead silence. What. What. WHAT.]

Trade.

Maine, the castle won't let us leave the room. Trading isn't an option.

Shit.

[This really was torture, wasn't it? Because Maine just knows Washington isn't going to enjoy his time with Mistress nearly as much as Maine would.]

Be nice to her.

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You're worried about me being nice to her? She threatened me with a strap-on the first time we met.

She can be negotiated with. [Yeah, she threatened him with the strap-on, too. Was just a minor setback.]

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Why am I not surprised?

Lucky fucking bastard.

Only you would find this lucky, Maine.

Hard to believe you're not a virgin.

[Because really, really?]

Definitely not a virgin, jackass.

Certainly act like it.

I do not.

Do to.

No, I don't. Shut up, Maine.

You shut up. [Still not entirely convinced.]

Maine, I was sleeping with a Spartan for a while. Until the castle sent her back to die.

There's a distinct difference between her and the woman I'm trapped with.

[Maine scoffs. He hadn't been much more aware of that sSpartan other then the fact that she existed here for a while, and it was entirely possible Wash was just making this shit up so that Maine would back off.]

Like what, she's alive?

Fuck off, Maine.

[And that would be the journal slamming shut.]

[Oh, well that was surprising. Maine definitely hit a sore spot there.]

[He'd have to poke at it some more next time.]

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