[1] 87 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Bunnymund is quite used to having Weird Things happen to him. It's just what you deal with when you become a Guardian, and you need to roll with the punches. That's not to say he wasn't worried when he woke up in an actual bedroom in a place he'd never been before. Far from it. He was VERY worried.

It didn't help that his tunnels didn't get him anywhere familiar either. Still, he's held off on panicking completely until night has come, and Paradisa's big blue moon looms high in the sky. Anyone who believes in the existence of the Easter Bunny will see a 6'1 rabbit, standing on the roof, apparently having a conversation with the moon. A very one sided conversation]

Okay. I get that you have your cryptic ways and we just need to deal with them, but I really don't understand what I'm doing here. This isn't Earth, and I thought I was needed there more than anywhere. So if you could give me a few pointers, explain what you want me to do here? She'll be apples. [Silence] Anything at all. [Silence] No? Ripper. Thanks for nothing.

[Muttering a little darkly to himself, he finally opens the journal, watching the words form into it as he speaks. They might not be able to HEAR him, but he wonders if this stupid magical book will let them see the WORDS he speaks. Okay. Speaking to the mortals. He can do this]

I've been leafing through this magical book since I rocked up in this place, and I figure I've got most of this mess figured out. But I've got an important question. Why're you talking about New Years? Is it January here? [Because if it is, well, that's his prep time sliced MORE than in half]

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[not_mafia]

Gao?

[If the little lion has any ill feelings towards Bunny, he's sure doing a good job of hiding them. He just seems pretty curious, since. Six foot tall rabbit.

Tsuna looks back at Bunny's general direction again, to make sure he didn't miss anything. Now that he's paying more attention, he can definitely feel something off. A presence, like he's being watched.

Slowly, he gets up, looking around with a frown. If Natsu was acting up and his hyper intuition told him someone was around, chances are? There were. He seems a little guarded now. Cautious, if anything.]

Is there anyone there?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I'm here, now call off your dingo.

[Curious or not he does not trust animals any more, NOPE]

...And of course you can't hear me.

[not_mafia]

[Too bad Bunny, because Natsu is walking right towards you.]

Natsu...?

[Tsuna frowns and uncertainly follows the box weapon.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

No. Go on, clear off!

[Backin' up. Maybe he can throw something at the bloody thing, distract it, looking around for a stick. Where's a stick when you really need...oh.

Right.

He'll cough and throw a boomerang, aiming above Natsu's head]

Go on, follow the boomerang ya little blighter!

[not_mafia]

[Natsu perks up and he watches the boomerang's flight. Tsuna follows his gaze, then looks down at Natsu.]

What are you looking at?

Gao!

[He pointedly looks at Bunny. Tsuna frowns, straightening, and walks toward Bunny, then reaches out with his hand. Something invisible, perhaps...?]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Tsuna's hand of course goes right through the giant freaking rabbit. Bunny grimaces a little, stepping out of his reach. Tsuna stop that, it's rude]

I think he's too old to see me...whatever you are.

[not_mafia]

G-gao!!

[Of course Natsu sees that and jumps behind Tsuna, staring from behind him with wide eyes. Tsuna startles a little at Natsu's reaction and looks down at the box weapon.]

Wh-what is it? Did something happen?

[He's really starting to get unsettled by this...]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[What to doo. Bunny frowns for a moment, thinking, because this kid looks like he's on the verge of a heart attack and that really wouldn't be a good thing.

So, he pulls out a paintbrush and writes on the floor of the roof.

...Because that won't be unsettling at all]

'G'Day'.

1/2

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna looks back at the spot, blinking down at the writing.]

2/2

[not_mafia]

--G-ghost writing!!

[He falls back, nearly on top of Natsu who gets out of the way just in time, and scrambles backwards.]

Hiiiiiiih!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[...Wow, how does this kid even BREATHE?]

Streuth. You'd be no good in a fight, kid.

[not_mafia]

[You have to wonder.

Natsu comes back over to Tsuna, tail waving idly.]

Haaah! Jeez, you're awfully calm about this, Natsu!

Gao.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

At least one of you is.

[He'll fold his arms, watching. If he does too much the kid might end up falling off the roof or something ridiculous]

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna looks back towards his general direction and stares.]

Is the castle doing weird stuff again? [In frustration, he brings his hands up and clutches at his head.] Ehhh, seriously? And I just got back from that weird place, too!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Kid, you need to learn to take a breath.

[He'll just leave a big ol bunny paw print in the snow]

[not_mafia]

Gao!

Huh? What is it, Natsu?

[He looks over and sees the footprint.] Wha--! Such a large pawprint! Does this mean...

I-invisible writing bears?!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...Streuth, no.

[Don't kick him off the roof. Don't kick him off the roof.

He'll take a DEEP CALMING BREATH and draw a bunny rabbit in the snow. Awww, bunny!]

[not_mafia]

[Can't kick him off the roof when he doesn't believe in you anyway, bunny.]

Man, why does this kind of stuff keep happening to me...?

Gao!

Eh? ... a bunny?

[Well, looks like he's stopped flipping out for the time being, at least!]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Bunny will calmly slow-clap with his paws. GOOD JOB, IDIOT]

Well, it's definitely not a kangaroo, mate.

[Have a 'yes' scrawled in the snow]

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna sees the writing and blinks.]

Wait, a bunny? [And then he looks at the pawprint.]

... I'm talking to a giant invisible bunny?

[Silence.]

N..no... that seems too crazy for even Paradisa...

[because clearly invisible writing bears are much more plausible]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

But you'll believe in the bear theory? Mate what is even wrong with you?

[He'll scribble out the smile on that smiley bunny face and make it a scowl. You're an idiot B|]

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna starts at that.]

H-hold on, is that true?!

[Although... I have seen a talking pony here before, so maybe it's not that far-fetched.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[In slightly bigger letters now, as his already not that great patience is getting rather frayed:

Y E S]

[not_mafia]

...um, okay... a.. are you a resident here...?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Another great big 'YES']