Skit 5: Escape plans

[protosshaze]

Oh. Asbel isn't here anymore. Does that mean the castle sneezed him out?

[there is a lack of a daddy figure. What do, castle?]

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[whistles_the_blues]

You got me.

So, shall we figure out how to make these crablettes?

[protosshaze]

I know there is crab... and omelettes.

[whistles_the_blues]

I've never made an omelette before. This is going to be interesting.

[protosshaze]

I think there are eggs.

This is going to end well. I know it.

[whistles_the_blues]

Maybe there's a manual for these kinds of things inside? Kitchens have those, right?

[He walks into the kitchen and starts looking around for a cook book.]

It's going to be beautiful

[protosshaze]

I think so.

In a "What has science done?" kind of way.

[whistles_the_blues]

How about you find us some crab and the eggs, I'll track down the manual and figure out what else we need. Sound good?

[protosshaze]

Okay! [hopefully there are dead crabs in the fridge because she will look there first]

[whistles_the_blues]

[It's possible, magic castle and all. Heck, maybe there are live crabs in there?

Blues ends up finding a cook book laying around and starts to glance through the pages while Sophie looks for the crabs.]

[protosshaze]

[she found eggs. That's a start] Look!

[whistles_the_blues]

[He's just found a recipe for them them when he hears her. He looks up from the book and goes to check out what she's found.]

Great job!

[He glances down at the book again.] Okay, says we need six of those, parmesan cheese, salt, pepper, heavy whipping cream, a bit of water and the crab...

[He has not idea what any of these things are except for water and crab. Which he was lucky to see once while he was traveling.]

[protosshaze]

Oh, I know where the cheese is! I saw it with the eggs!

[gonna go get some ingredients, ohhhyeah]

[whistles_the_blues]

[Blues is going to go try and help. This leads him to blankly stare around the kitchen because he doesn't really know anything is. He glances at the book again and looks anything else they'll need.]

Tea spoons, a bowl, a whisk and a skillet... I think I can manage that.

[He's gonna go grab that stuff.]

[protosshaze]

[Sophie learned from watching Cheria cook. She knows what all the ingredients look like, and has them all out and ready for cooking. It's the cooking part she's clueless about]

These are all the ingredients.

[whistles_the_blues]

[Well now they can be clueless together.]

Great job.

[He's just collected everything else they'll need and set it on the table.]

...Okay so where do we go from here?

[protosshaze]

We put them all together and cook them!

[whistles_the_blues]

I-I don't think it's that easy.

[He glances at the book, then back to Sophie.]

At least this says there's more to it than that.

[protosshaze]

Oh, right. The eleth mixer. I don't think we have one in the castle.

[whistles_the_blues]

[Okay now he's glancing around between the book and the things he grabbed, there was no mention of eleth mixer in the book.]

Maybe that's why they aren't like the ones you get at home?

[protosshaze]

Oh, I didn't think of that. But that makes sense.

[whistles_the_blues]

Well, perhaps that's one mystery solved then.

[He glances down at the book, then over to Sophie.]

Okay it's saying we mix the crab with the cheese and season it with salt and pepper... You want to do that while I beat the eggs?

[He took a glance at the eggs. They didn't exactly look like a challenge.]

[protosshaze]

[mix them? She takes the crab in one hand and the cheese in the other, and smooshes it together. That's mixing, right?]

[whistles_the_blues]

[He stares down the eggs. They look a little too small too small to blast. he puts them in the bowl and just kind of presses his big metal hand down against them. They break like, well like eggs.]

[protosshaze]

Wow, this is so messy. Where do I put it?

[whistles_the_blues]

We may need another bowl.