03 | Written | Filtered to Dave, Roxy, Kurt

[brohoof]

[So. Dirk has figured out how wishes work, and because of that he's gotten parts to build robots. He has a few projects planned, but with Jane recently getting knocked out and the fact that Jake still hasn't come to the castle, he finds himself not wanting to be alone while he works. It might be stupid, and he would deny it, but he feels lonely. Jane has her best friend, so why not him? Whatever, it doesn't matter. He's fine. No one has to know he's lonely. But he does decide to filter things to a few separate people.]

[Filtered to Dave]

Man I'm practically up to my fuckin' neck in robo parts right now.
Turns out this place gives you what you want if you just ask nicely enough for it.
It's like the motherfucking make a wish foundation or some shit.
The point is, you should stop by tonight.
Help me figure out some cool gadgets and gizmos to build or something.
I've got a few things planned, but brainstorming is always a good idea.
I could always make you an auto-responder to go along with mine.
But anyway.
My place Y/Y?
If Y, stop by in a few hours.
If Y, stop the fuck by in a few hours.

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[Filtered to Roxy]

I've finally acquired the parts to make the IOU Christmas gift I'd had planned for Jane.
I figure now is a good a time as any to start on it.
It would be a nice surprise for if when she wakes up.
You're welcome to come hang out while I work on it.
I know how you like to be in on secrets.
Well consider Jane's late Christmas gift a huge fuckin' secret.
You're welcome to come over tonight.
I have a few people stopping by, I'm trying not to have 'em all arrive at once.
So what d'you say?
I might have enough parts to make you something afterwards, depending on a few things.
You could consider it a late Christmas gift, too.

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[Filtered to Kurt]

Kurt.
I've recently come into the acquisition of the necessary parts needed to make the thing we discussed.
If you wanna stop by and hang out while I work on it, you can.
Anytime would be good, but the sooner the better considering I have a few other projects to work on.
Of course, you don't have to actually come if you're not up for it.
It's up to you.

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[brohoof]

[He just regards her passively when she does that. You're so silly, Roxy, really. But after a moment, he stands up, figuring a break for small talk for a moment is in order.]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't indulge in pony play on the first date. Maybe next time.

[At her question, he shrugs.]

Same thing I've been doing all day; building Jane's Christmas present.

[goingrogue]

Ohhhh? This is a date, then? You shoulda said so before, I woulda all guessied myself up for you. With a slinky skirt or somethin, all showin' you a little leg.

[ Le wonk. ]

What is it? The Bakeomatic 360?

[brohoof]

[In hindsight, calling it a date probably was a bad idea. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20 after all, and he's pretty sure she's kidding. Hopefully, anyway.]

I personally think what you're wearing looks fine. As for the robot, you're free to call it whatever you like. I haven't decided on an official name for it at the moment. But yeah, the goal is for it to bake in place of Jane, since she lacks the ability to do so any longer.

[goingrogue]

[ When does Roxy ever take getting her flirt on with Dirk seriously? She does it, but she knows he's all for the J-Man. Flirting with Dirk is all in harmless good fun. Not that she'd mind if he ungayed long enough to give her some babies, but it's not like she's gonna push for it! ]

Ohhhh? [ She waggles her eyebrows 'suggestively'. ] Since when were you so into the ladies fashions? Though, I dare say you're totes correct there. I'm lookin' GOOD. [ She flips her hair over her shoulder, offering him a hearty wonk. ]

Oh yeah... [ The mention of that makes her a little sad, but she tries not to let on very long. ] You gotta make sure it's got THE BEST name. Only the best for our Jane, but none of that Crocker b.s. Girl gotta stop with that shizz before the Batterwitch finds a way to sink her claws here too.

[brohoof]

[Oh, Roxy. Don't ever change. As exasperated as you make him sometimes, he wouldn't trade you for the world and he just rolls his eyes lightly, a smile creeping up slowly.]

Who knows, maybe I've learned a thing or two since getting here. I mean, I am building a thing for a guy that's supposed to create holographic outfits. Gotta brush up on my inner Project Runway.

[At her statement, he gives her a nod.]

Yeah, there won't be any Crocker relation with this thing as long as I can help it. Maybe we should go with one of her competitors. Paula bot? But then it'd probably kill everyone with butter overload...

[goingrogue]

Snap. I GOTTA see this. Oh man Dirk if you're gonna be all p.r. let's talk fashion ALL THE TIME. I can TOTES teach you a thing or two.

[ Yeah, the prospect of Dirk being all up into women's fashions is far too exciting for Roxy. Far too exciting. ]

Good. The ONLY crock here is that choice lass Jane Crocker. We ain't gonna let no crocker relation ruin our fun. Well... [ She scratches her chin thoughtfully. ] Except maybe her exemplary dilf. Jane's dad-- Talk 'bout distinguished and swoonworthy.

[ She pauses to give Dirk a cheeky smile. ] Don't worry my bromo you will always be the number one hottie in my book tho. [ Winks for good measure. ]

For serious though. [ She places herself comfortable on the edge of his bed. ] What've you been up to? I mean, other than making bots.