03 | Written | Filtered to Dave, Roxy, Kurt

[brohoof]

[So. Dirk has figured out how wishes work, and because of that he's gotten parts to build robots. He has a few projects planned, but with Jane recently getting knocked out and the fact that Jake still hasn't come to the castle, he finds himself not wanting to be alone while he works. It might be stupid, and he would deny it, but he feels lonely. Jane has her best friend, so why not him? Whatever, it doesn't matter. He's fine. No one has to know he's lonely. But he does decide to filter things to a few separate people.]

[Filtered to Dave]

Man I'm practically up to my fuckin' neck in robo parts right now.
Turns out this place gives you what you want if you just ask nicely enough for it.
It's like the motherfucking make a wish foundation or some shit.
The point is, you should stop by tonight.
Help me figure out some cool gadgets and gizmos to build or something.
I've got a few things planned, but brainstorming is always a good idea.
I could always make you an auto-responder to go along with mine.
But anyway.
My place Y/Y?
If Y, stop by in a few hours.
If Y, stop the fuck by in a few hours.

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[Filtered to Roxy]

I've finally acquired the parts to make the IOU Christmas gift I'd had planned for Jane.
I figure now is a good a time as any to start on it.
It would be a nice surprise for if when she wakes up.
You're welcome to come hang out while I work on it.
I know how you like to be in on secrets.
Well consider Jane's late Christmas gift a huge fuckin' secret.
You're welcome to come over tonight.
I have a few people stopping by, I'm trying not to have 'em all arrive at once.
So what d'you say?
I might have enough parts to make you something afterwards, depending on a few things.
You could consider it a late Christmas gift, too.

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[Filtered to Kurt]

Kurt.
I've recently come into the acquisition of the necessary parts needed to make the thing we discussed.
If you wanna stop by and hang out while I work on it, you can.
Anytime would be good, but the sooner the better considering I have a few other projects to work on.
Of course, you don't have to actually come if you're not up for it.
It's up to you.

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[shenunigans]

[It's all very surreal. As surreal as it is buttchafing and horrifying. Dave doesn't know whether he wants to join in laughing or throw a tantrum like a child. Hell, he kind of feels like a kid getting laughed at for goofing up right now.]

Yo, I'm not the one shitting bricks over a dumb joke. [He snorts like he doesn't give a crap.] Can you fix it or not?

[brohoof]

[He assures you, Dave, he's laughing with you, not at you. Mostly. Lighten up. When Dave speaks, he contains the laughter and then shrugs.]

Yeah, I don't see why not. It shouldn't be much trouble, I've fixed harder things.

[...That's what she said.

Please don't say that, Dave. Please don't say that.]

[shenunigans]

[Dave raises an eyebrow at the sudden mood shift, but he shrugs. Is this better than being laughed at? He doesn't know.]

That's what she said. [He doesn't even need to think about it.] Why am I here again? [His memory is awful.]