048 Red Letters

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Two years. Two years in this castle and it does THIS to her? Happy fucking anniversary, Nora, have some wings. Oh and by the way you're now FOUR FUCKING INCHES TALL and glow like Rudolph's nose when you fly around.

Yep. This year's out to a fantastic start.

She would have been perfectly happy to sit in her room and sulk until this was over but NO. Thanks to her new diminutive size and ineptitude at flying she ended up accidentally shut out of her own room by her boyfriend. Since sitting on the doorknob and sulking was lame (and cold) she decided that she might as well try to learn how to be less of a failure at flying since she had no idea how long she'd be stuck like this. That being decided she takes off, rolling her eyes only slightly at the red glow that surrounds her as she flies.

So the good news is she's getting better at flying. The bad news is she's still working on, uh, stopping. She turns a corner and realizes too late she's flying straight at someone. Wat do?!]

((OOC: Happy Paraversary, Nora! Feel free to see her/be run into anywhere in the castle))

Comments

[eat_me_beat_me]

A jet engine? It's like these huge engines used on jet planes to get them off the ground and so they can fly as fast as they do.

[is_mafia]

[A blink at that explanation, and then a sigh.] ...I know this will sound strange, but what is a jet plane?

[eat_me_beat_me]

Oooh you must be like from a time before planes... or from another world or something.

Jet planes are like big ships that can fly. The big ones can carry a couple hundred people or something.

[is_mafia]

A time before planes, yes. I am from the 1850's on Earth. Italy, to be exact.

I imagine that one gets there considerably faster than on a ship.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Holy shit you're from like a hundred and fifty years before me! I'm from the year 1990.

And yeah, like you can fly across the ocean in hours instead of like weeks or months or whatever it takes a ship,

[is_mafia]

[A laugh.] Not the farthest I've met, but close.

Sounds much more convenient than a carriage or a ship. I travel quite a bit.

[eat_me_beat_me]

No, there are lots of people who are from a hell of a lot further in the future than I am.

[She laughs]

Yeah, they're pretty cool. I haven't really traveled at all. I've always wanted to, though.

[is_mafia]

The furthest I've met is 2012.

I've traveled around Europe and to Japan.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She smiles]

I was friends with someone who could travel through time and space. He could travel ridiculously far into the future.

[is_mafia]

[A wondering smile. Someone who could do that...well, he didn't actually doubt it.]

He must have had so many stories to tell.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She smiles and nods.]

He did, yeah. His name's the Doctor. I wouldn't be surprised if one of him showed up again.

[is_mafia]

...One of him? [What does that mean?]

[eat_me_beat_me]

Oh yeah he's not human. He doesn't die he just turns into another person. There have been a few of him here.

[is_mafia]

...And it's at times like these when I realize why people don't find me strange here. [What with the flames and the fact that he's a mafia boss.]

[eat_me_beat_me]

Yeah, no, you're not that strange compared to everyone else, here. [she snickers]