048 Red Letters

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Two years. Two years in this castle and it does THIS to her? Happy fucking anniversary, Nora, have some wings. Oh and by the way you're now FOUR FUCKING INCHES TALL and glow like Rudolph's nose when you fly around.

Yep. This year's out to a fantastic start.

She would have been perfectly happy to sit in her room and sulk until this was over but NO. Thanks to her new diminutive size and ineptitude at flying she ended up accidentally shut out of her own room by her boyfriend. Since sitting on the doorknob and sulking was lame (and cold) she decided that she might as well try to learn how to be less of a failure at flying since she had no idea how long she'd be stuck like this. That being decided she takes off, rolling her eyes only slightly at the red glow that surrounds her as she flies.

So the good news is she's getting better at flying. The bad news is she's still working on, uh, stopping. She turns a corner and realizes too late she's flying straight at someone. Wat do?!]

((OOC: Happy Paraversary, Nora! Feel free to see her/be run into anywhere in the castle))

Comments

[delincuente]

Guilty as charged.

[eat_me_beat_me]

dude that's crazy! What was it like?

[delincuente]

Well, there was a lot of late night howling, and trying to keep him from chasing cars.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She laughs]

You're shitting me.

[delincuente]

I'm totally serious! His name was Mason and he was British.

[She says the last part in the most atrocious accent you could imagine.]

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She matches that accent]

Oh really?

[more giggling]

He sounds pretty cool.

[delincuente]

[Alex laughs with her, but sobers up a little after a few seconds.]

Yeah, I guess he was, at first. Right up until the end, even.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Yeah... Sorry. I actually haven't really had a steady boyfriend before Mark because all of the other guys in my school are geeks. There was one guy I kinda liked before him but he got expelled.

[delincuente]

I had one, way back before werewolf-dude. He was a mortal. Dumb, but cute.

[eat_me_beat_me]

mmm yeah that can be said about a lot of guys I know. A lot of the cutest ones are dumb as rocks.

[delincuente]

Uh-huh, and a lot of the actually nice ones you just look at and think, "Wow I would throw up if I kissed you."

[eat_me_beat_me]

Ugh I know. My school was full of those geeks. I couldn't even imagine breathing the same air as them let alone anything else.

[delincuente]

It's, like, a wonder that so many people ever even find someone to get married to, and have kids with and stuff. Not that that's my kind of thing, but still. Where do they even find each other?

[eat_me_beat_me]

I don't know, man. I got lucky finding Mark and it was only because I fucking figured out who he was and tracked him down.

[delincuente]

... Okay, that sounds like a story I have to hear.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She laughs] You know how Mark broadcasts here, right? He used to do that shit back home. Only he had a harmonizer so he could disguise his voice so no one knew who he was. I used shit he said to figure out who he was. [She smiles fondly] I was the only one who did.

[delincuente]

[She tried to stifle her big smile, but it doesn't work.]

Oh my god, I think I just got, like, twelve cavities just from hearing that.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[she laughs]

And that's the abridged version.