paradisa | ℒℒ 51

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ℒℒ 51

[Wesley Wyndam-Pryce]

I've been meaning to tell you something, but it seems at every turn it's just bad timing.

I don't need our standard training, anymore. If I'm going to learn anything, I want to just focus on defense against magic, like what we started with before you were turned into a cat.

[/Wesley Wyndam-Pryce]

[Stephanie Brown]

So... I hope you aren't angry.

[/Stephanie Brown]

[Kara]

I think it's time that we talked.

[/Kara]

[ And, later... ]

[Damon Salvatore]

[ Did someone order a break-in? No? Well, she'll have to stay anyway until you say so.

But really, this started as her trying to write something, only to realize he would just ignore it and her, so instead she'll be waiting in a nice chair in his room, reading by a single lamp while a wrapped Christmas present sits in her lap. She's even decked out with a Christmas sweater for kicks.

They will talk whether he likes it or not. ]

[/Damon Salvatore]

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It's a long story that results in an unfortunate murder, but this guy at my school figured out a way to project things into... fully 3-D things. I don't understand the science behind it, but Kara and I went to go see a movie, and... the movie kinda came out at us.

That sounds like a horror movie all it's own.

Such is life in Gotham, now and then. Obviously.

[Black Mask, ugh.]

I'd ask why Gotham has such bad luck, but then I remember where I'm from.

Good thing we have Superman and Batman.

It's true, I don't even want to think about where Smallville and Metropolis would be without Clark.

[ Even if...he brought the first meteor shower with him. Lana doesn't really like to think of it that way. ]

I know I'd be dead at least several times over. But he doesn't take the credit for it publicly, not yet.

I've done more team-ups with Supergirl than Superman, but the few times I did get to see him around it's always been cool. I used to run around in Superman shirts when I was a kid, pretending to be him.

When you were a kid?

[ How old are you again, Stephanie... Oh right, different worlds, different timelines, what the hell. ]

Superman paraphernalia... I can't even imagine. Is it with that blue and red theme?

Yeah. Probably not even fully potty-trained.

A big red "s" on blue. I've always liked those colors.

He used to wear a lot of red and blue growing up, actually. Blue shirts with red jackets, red shirts with blue jackets... When he wasn't sporting the plaid.

I'm glad Kara didn't pick up the plaid.

[ She laughs. ]

The first time I met Kara, she was in a swimsuit and balancing a book on her head.

[ Cue Lana's imitation of Kara, picking her voice up just a notch. ]

"Hi. Say hello to the next Miss Sweet Corn."

Miss Sweet Corn? [LAUGHS...]

The firs time I met her, she saved me and Catwoman from drowning. Good times.

[ SERIOUSLY. Best first impression of Clark's cousin, yep. ]

Catwoman?

Catwoman. If you want to have fun, ask Bruce about her if he ever shows up again.

That sounds sordid... [ LIKE GOSSIP WORTHY ]

Uh huh. Batman and Catwoman go back.

I'm surprised she's never shown up here.

Not during my stay, anyway. Probably for the best.

[Because of all the relationship drama, that is the one she's NEVER TOUCHING because ewwwww it's Bruce.]

That seems to be the running line for most people. 'Probably for the best.'

... I do find myself saying it a lot.

We need to find you a new motto.

Like what?

"You break it, you bought it."

...

You suck. [TOO SOON.]