Lesson 1

[hometutor]

[They finally had a plan, they had a plan and a way to do things and now he was here. Some place far away from where he had just been and he's really not sure how it happened considering he had just been in Tsuna's house not that long ago. But he's also not one to panic, and with a tug of his hat over his eyes and after gathering up the journal (as it was the only book there) he sets off to look around, eventually finding himself in the kitchen.

Where he promptly hops up onto the counter and makes himself a cup of coffee, journal open nearby as he reads it some before saying out loud something.]

Tsuna, what have you done this time?

[Which coming from someone who sounds like a two year old, well, it's a little weird.

Anyway there's a two year old drinking coffee in the kitchen as he figures things out, dressed in a fancy suit and fedora with a green chameleon on his hat. Eventually he'll just go and look for Tsuna, but for now he's enjoying his cup of coffee.]

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[heal_theworld]

[There is a green haired woman wandering in for her daily cup of tea, and she sees the infant (or maybe a small person?) sitting on the counter drinking coffee. She headtilts at him.]

...Do you always sit on counters and drink coffee? As I haven't seen you around before.

[hometutor]

[Either or really, but he is just sitting there drinking coffee when she comes in and he looks up at her, Leon staring at her as well.]

I only just got here. [Which should explain that, right?]

[heal_theworld]

So you came in and made a cup of coffee? [A bit of an incredulous look, but then again, he doesn't sound like a regular child at all. Stranger things have happened here, and in Aselia. So she smiles at him and goes to get out a cup.]

...Sounds like a good thing as any to do when you find yourself trapped here. Welcome to Paradisa. [A pause.] ...Would you like the long explanation or the short explanation?

[hometutor]

Actually I was looking for my no good student and couldn't find him. [And so then he went and made a cup of coffee. His priorities, he has them. Tsuna will show up, he doesn't doubt it and if he doesn't then he'll just go and fix it, by kicking him in the head, really his life his hard.]

Thank you. [And a sip of coffee as Leon readjusts himself on his fedora.] And the long explanation please. [And then he casually just, shuffles over some if she wants to join him on the counter, even as he tugs on his hat at that news. Trapped, here?] Especially about being trapped.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[It's always hit or miss, in this place, if the kids see him or not. Still, Bunny will be eyeballing this weird kid]

You sure you should be drinking that, ankle biter?

[hometutor]

[Sadly Reborn's not really a kid, but a cursed adult. So he can't see him and he just takes another sip of his coffee.

Leon can though, and he carefully moves around the brim of Reborn's fedora to stare at him with large, yellow eyes.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[A lizard. Great. Helpful]

...I'm guessing you're not from one of those worlds where I exist. [Because what 'little kid' wouldn't believe in him otherwise? HAH]

[hometutor]

[Leon is the most helpful.

Because when Reborn feels him shift around to stare at Bunny better, he pulls out his pistol. He hadn't heard or seen anything, but that doesn't mean it's not one of Verde's tricks or something.

And he's totally firing at the height of a normal persons head :x Sorry, Bunny.]

Whose there?

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[peacockherald]

You are a friend of Tsuna's?

_{[Because that is the obvious thing to lock onto here.]}

dicated

[hometutor]

[Friend? No. Nope, not his friend :x]

I'm his home tutor. [YUP.]

Re: dicated

[peacockherald]

Home tutor? So you teach him letters and histories and such?

_{[He cannot see you are a baby, so for now this makes total and complete sense.]}

dicated

[hometutor]

And math and fighting and other things to turn him into a proper young man.

[See this just makes total sense, and if he knew how the journal worked he'd totally press in one of his fake business posters for him that he used to get the job from Tsuna's mom.]

[wishmadeinfire]

<sub>[The six-foot elf-like king was walking into the kitchen, intent on getting himself cocoa and something warm to eat. What? He liked sweets and being warm, and the kitchen was a warm place in and of itself.

He paused, though, when he spotted a... child? Child, yes - child sitting on the counter, drinking coffee, and apparently speaking like a full grown adult. This might have been stranger if he had not just met Frodo a few days ago, but still...]</sub>

I feel as if I should be more concerned about this particular scenario, but Paradisa seems to have... deadened my sensitivity to such matters.

_{[And it was true, it had. Seriously. This was... mundane, compared to anything else.]}

[hometutor]

[He's totally just sitting there on the counter yet, staring at the six foot tall elf, sipping at his coffee. Well, you know, he's in a dapper suit and fedora with a pet chameleon, this is totally normal.]

And why should you be concerned?

[wishmadeinfire]

For one, you look hardly older than a babe, and secondly - the odd things in this castle tend to have a hidden purpose that proves less than delightful for the residents.

Dictated

[wilder]

[Oh hey that name catches his attention!]

Tsuna?

Dictated

[hometutor]

[There's only two ways this could happen 1) an invisible enemy 2) the book.

Considering Leon is probably ready to fall asleep on his hat, he's banking on 2. So he casually looks at the journal and talks.]

He's my no-good student. [YUP.]

Dictated

[wilder]

Seriously? [Well no-good is a good descripter. But just in case somehow in some crazy world it's a common name]

You mean Tsunayoshi Sawada?

[...Yes he knows his full name /staaaalker]

OKAY WHATEVER DOING THIS

[not_mafia]

[It's a pretty normal day, as far as days in Paradisa go. Tsuna's just heading into the kitchen, intending on grabbing himself a snack. At first, he doesn't see Reborn as he goes straight for the pantry, searching through it before a grabbing a bag of potato chips with a small, triumphant noise.

And then he turns around and looks up, and he sees Reborn.]

Oh, hi, Reborn.

[Pulls open his bag of chips--

Looks up at Reborn again.

Stares.

Actually he's in so much shock that the bag just slips out of his hands and falls to the ground.]

Re..born...?

[WELP]

IT IS BEAUTIFUL

[hometutor]

[And Reborn just sits there, waiting.

And waiting.

And waiting...

Until Tsuna is staring at him and he stands up on the counter after putting his mug down, away from the journal.

And when that bag falls out of his hands he's just leaping off the counter and aiming to kick your head Tsuna.

HI TSUNA.]

1/2

[not_mafia]

GWAH!

[He falls backward, right into the pantry, the sheer force of the kick causing him to knock down some shelves and make some miscellaneous items fall on him.

groooooan......]

2/2

[not_mafia]

[And then he pushes himself out of the wreckage, glaring at Reborn, holding a threatening fist up.]

What the hell was that for, Reborn?!

[deductiongeek]

[Conan's only reason for entering the kitchen was to retrieve some coffee. He takes a quick look for any of the adults who had taken to protesting his liking for the beverage, then heads straight for the counter and the coffee machine. He ignores the strangely dressed kid for now.]

[hometutor]

[To which Reborn will just sip at his coffee and watch the kid. He's not going to object to him having coffee, he can't talk, so he'll just watch and then...]

Ciaosu!

[deductiongeek]

[Conan nearly falls off the chair. He had dragged it over to the counter to help him reach the cabinets.\

...What?