7th sweater: a chocolate moose

[bezazzled]

So Gideon's gone. He's probably back home concocting his next scheme or something. Anyway, if you don't know who he is then consider yourself lucky. He's very charismatic, but once you get to know him he can be kind of a jerk sometimes. I guess I won't be needing bodyguards anymore, too.

But enough about that. I have been reunited with Waddles ever since Christmas, so all right with the world once again.

[There's an audible oink that can be heard over the journal]

Waddles says hi!

Speaking of Christmas, I was kind of unconscious for a while and then stuck somewhere, and also things happened? What I'm trying to say is I lost some valuable knitting time, so Christmas gifts have been delayed for a while now. Who wants to make it an early Valentine's Day present instead?

Comments

[bezazzled]

That's a relief. Maybe his stupid crush on me worked in your favor since he might have been too busy worrying about me to think about messing with you. He's such an angry little man.

[dupable]

No kidding! He needs to get that temper under control though, especially if he ever comes back here. There are a lot of really strong people here, and I don't think they would take it well if a kid started yelling at them like that.

[bezazzled]

Exactly! Plus he's pretty much powerless without his stupid amulet anyway. If that thing broke again, he would've been toast! I think he just hasn't matured yet. You've seen him; he hasn't even hit his growth spurt yet.

[dupable]

Yeah, he's pretty short! Like really short.

[bezazzled]

[That gets a laugh out of her.]

Yeah! And he's also got a... short temper!

[dupable]

[ Laughing right back. Mostly for making fun of Gideon rather than the quality of the joke, but hey... no one has to know that! ]

He is a little on the angry side.

[bezazzled]

[OH MAN, John you are great! Mabel's eating this all up.]

You might even say he's got a small complex forming!

[dupable]

[ Bad jokes making fun of jerks is always the best! ]

That is a tiny problem he probably wants to talk to someone about.

[bezazzled]

I just hope he finds someone that doesn't think little of him!

[dupable]

It might be a small challenge though!

[bezazzled]

Oh man, if we were having this conversation in person you would totally get a high five.

[dupable]

I will just have to give you a high five next time I see you.

[bezazzled]

That works! I'm writing up an IOU reminder right now.

[dupable]

Good! Not that I will forget... probably.