10 Lanterns; Dictated

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Dearest March Hare and most tedious Dormouse, and anyone else who was going to come to the tea party at my home, I have found myself in the Queen's courtyard. I'm perfectly fine, but I'm afraid I'll have to postpone tea while I try to figure out this maddening maze. I'm very sorry about that!

I wonder if Time has gotten Space on his side to make life difficult for me... That would explain this, because I'm sure I wasn't here when I fell asleep last night. No, I was definitely home. Not here. They both start with the letter H, but beyond that, neither one is anything like the other.

You see, this doesn't even make a good riddle!

But I guess there's a silver lining here! I mean, if anyone wasn't planning on attending the tea party, now they have more time to think about why they should change their mind! I'd love for many people to come.

Comments

[delincuente]

[Well that made fuck all sense. Just like the rest of this place.]

... You been sniffing something, Rapunzel?

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Tell me, is a Rapunzel related to a Punzie? I've been mistaken for both now, and am not either!

[delincuente]

... No, seriously. What is it, glue?

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

I work in a millinery, my dear girl. There are all matter of sniffable things there, but I haven't done more sniffing than I ever have in the past. Which is to say, I've been carrying on with a normal amount of sniffing.

[delincuente]

Yeah, I can definitely tell that.

[... Wait ...]

Oh god, please don't tell me you've gone all wacky with the world change.

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

World change? Has there been some change in Wonderland, because I would hate to have missed that.

[delincuente]

I'm gonna take that as a yes...