10 Lanterns; Dictated

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Dearest March Hare and most tedious Dormouse, and anyone else who was going to come to the tea party at my home, I have found myself in the Queen's courtyard. I'm perfectly fine, but I'm afraid I'll have to postpone tea while I try to figure out this maddening maze. I'm very sorry about that!

I wonder if Time has gotten Space on his side to make life difficult for me... That would explain this, because I'm sure I wasn't here when I fell asleep last night. No, I was definitely home. Not here. They both start with the letter H, but beyond that, neither one is anything like the other.

You see, this doesn't even make a good riddle!

But I guess there's a silver lining here! I mean, if anyone wasn't planning on attending the tea party, now they have more time to think about why they should change their mind! I'd love for many people to come.

Comments

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

I've ended up in the courtyard of the Queen of Hearts, somehow.

[spongetastic]

Do come back with your head, will you? Your hats need something to be perched on.

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

My thoughts exactly, and the reason I shall be doing my best to come back with a head!

[spongetastic]

I hope so. [all this talk is making him drowsy...]

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

I will! You'll see.