10 Lanterns; Dictated

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Dearest March Hare and most tedious Dormouse, and anyone else who was going to come to the tea party at my home, I have found myself in the Queen's courtyard. I'm perfectly fine, but I'm afraid I'll have to postpone tea while I try to figure out this maddening maze. I'm very sorry about that!

I wonder if Time has gotten Space on his side to make life difficult for me... That would explain this, because I'm sure I wasn't here when I fell asleep last night. No, I was definitely home. Not here. They both start with the letter H, but beyond that, neither one is anything like the other.

You see, this doesn't even make a good riddle!

But I guess there's a silver lining here! I mean, if anyone wasn't planning on attending the tea party, now they have more time to think about why they should change their mind! I'd love for many people to come.

Comments

[dorkwonder]

Oh, um, no, I'm not. I am new here, so maybe that's why...[Except he's already scouted out the first floor several times and made notes of points of interest. The mirror would fall into that category.]

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Another new face in Wonderland; how absolutely delightful I love meeting new people, you know. Simply love it.

[dorkwonder]

Wonderland? I thought we were in Paradisa? [Sounds confused even though he isn't. Well, he isn't as confused as he sounds.] Are you feeling okay?

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Feeling wonderful, my dear boy! With a smile as wide as a crocodile's!

[dorkwonder]

Um, I don't mean to be rude but...you talk kinda funny. Like someone in an old book.