10 Lanterns; Dictated

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Dearest March Hare and most tedious Dormouse, and anyone else who was going to come to the tea party at my home, I have found myself in the Queen's courtyard. I'm perfectly fine, but I'm afraid I'll have to postpone tea while I try to figure out this maddening maze. I'm very sorry about that!

I wonder if Time has gotten Space on his side to make life difficult for me... That would explain this, because I'm sure I wasn't here when I fell asleep last night. No, I was definitely home. Not here. They both start with the letter H, but beyond that, neither one is anything like the other.

You see, this doesn't even make a good riddle!

But I guess there's a silver lining here! I mean, if anyone wasn't planning on attending the tea party, now they have more time to think about why they should change their mind! I'd love for many people to come.

Comments

[fistfullofmagic]

Not terribly much. A hat would be a bit out of place on a beast such as myself.

[Not to mention that he'd feel the need to find a matching shirt and waistcoat, and that would be kind of difficult for a fairy dog/human creature to find something in the right size. Lack of thumbs is a bit of a hindrance too.]

You, however, are in need of some assistance leaving the courtyard, correct?

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

I'd say a hat would suit anyone and anything. But very well.

And yes! I am quite in need of some help!