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[kalinda]

[Are you people being serious right now? PEOPLE LIKE HER WERE TRAPPED BEHIND THOSE THINGS NOT TOO LONG AGO!]

Yeah, I'm done with mirrors for the rest of my stay. [...] Try not to get yourselves killed.

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[kalinda]

Isn't hindsight wonderful?

[IT REALLY WAS. Sigh...]

Not something I would have enjoyed experiencing.

[whichwayyoulean]

I wish everyone could figure it out.

But hey, at least it;s over now, right?

[kalinda]

People really are reckless.

[Face in hand...s.] It had better be. If I try that again, I give you full permission to sedate me.

[whichwayyoulean]

I'll make sure to ask House to hit me up with some sedatives and a dart gun.

[kalinda]

Can you even shoot?

[whichwayyoulean]

Well...no. But I'm sure someone I know does.

[kalinda]

[Can you hear the grin in her voice?]

I can show you.

[whichwayyoulean]

[It's almost a little frightening]

I...wow really?

[kalinda]

Yes. I haven't told you about my hobbies before? [YOU'RE SECRETIVE KALINDA. PLEASE.]

[whichwayyoulean]

Funnily enough the fact you wee experienced with firearms never came up, no.

[kalinda]

And I'm a very good shot.

[whichwayyoulean]

Yeah. You know what? I can believe that. [Why are so many of his friends able to do very violent things. Whyyy]

[kalinda]

If you need any private lessons, let me know. [She's done them before! (Not dirty.)]

[whichwayyoulean]

...You know, I might actually take you up on that sometime. Everyone keeps complaining that I don't know how to defend myself here.

[He will shoot himself in the foot]

[kalinda]

I can also teach you how to incapacitate someone with a bat. [Or a sledgehammer. Or a car.]

[whichwayyoulean]

...You have a surprising ability for violence, has anyone ever told you that?

[kalinda]

Just the people that I've harmed. [Why does she say this so coolly?]

[whichwayyoulean]

...At least they were able to tell you that? You didn't like...kill them or crush their larynx's or anything like that. Ahahahaha...ha.

[kalinda]

I broke some bones, but that's as far as I will go. [Until canon states otherwise...]

[whichwayyoulean]

...It's kind of scary that I find that comforting.

[kalinda]

At least you know that you're on my good side.

[whichwayyoulean]

I'd hate to be on your bad side. Never let me do that.

[kalinda]

You're fine. There's only one thing you could do that would truly make me angry, and I doubt it would happen.

[whichwayyoulean]

I don't know, I'm really good at hacking people off.

[kalinda]

No, you're fine. [ACCEPT THE FACT.]