Sixtieth Sip

[mal_addict]

Perhaps we all need a lesson in 'things not to do in Paradisa', because clearly you're not learning. So let me give you a helpful little hint:

If there's something new in the middle of the lobby, chances are it's the castle's doing and going near it will make something stupid and/or dangerous happen to you.

I mean, honestly, given it's a mirror, I'd of hoped you lot would have been more wary of it, given mirrors were a big part of the last problem we had. If you're incapable of learning such things, I suggest getting yourself a buddy who is.

Comments

[not_mafia]

Ah, might that be the mirror that those Paradisans spoke of, then? A few that I have encountered mentioned a mirror prior to their arrival in Wonderland.

[mal_addict]

...Oh boy.

Yes, that's the mirror I was talking about.

LOVE HIM MAL

[not_mafia]

Ah, I see. Then you must be a resident of Paradisa! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance; I am the White Rabbit.

NO NEVER

[mal_addict]

...

The white rabbit.

LOOK AT THOSE EYES. ... OR IMAGINE THEM SINCE YOU CAN'T SEE HIM

[not_mafia]

Correct! May I have your name then. . .?

NEVER SHE IS IMMUNE

[mal_addict]

Maladict. Corporal Maladict.

THAT'S WHAT SHE THINKS

[not_mafia]

Ah, a corporal! It is truly my humble pleasure, sir. [Can you imagine him bowing when he says that? Because he probably is, even if you can't see it through the journal.]

[mal_addict]

[She certainly doesn't pause to correct him]

Yeah. Likewise. I'm sure.

[not_mafia]

May I ask how it is at Paradisa? As I may be joining the lot of you shortly! As soon as we find a way from Wonderland to Paradisa, that is.

[mal_addict]

Oh good, people have convinced you to come home to sanity, have they?

[not_mafia]

Hm? Apologies, but I'm not sure that I follow, ah... Corporal Maladict. [that was a bit of a mouthful, can he just say mister and be done with it]

[mal_addict]

Don't worry, you'll get it when you come back to your sanity and probably some terminal embarrassment.

[not_mafia]

Why is it that you people are questioning my sanity? Is there something you know that I don't?

[mal_addict]

I'd say so, but it can be a fun surprise for you.

[not_mafia]

Why am I getting a bad feeling about this?

[mal_addict]

Because it's Paradisa and it's all about bad feelings.

[not_mafia]

Surely it could not be worse than Wonderland.

[mal_addict]

See, and now you've gone and jinxed us all. Good job.

mal you're awful

[not_mafia]

Oh, heavens! I certainly didn't mean to; many apologies.

yes yes she is

[mal_addict]

Well, it's too late now, we'll just have to deal with whatever comes, won't we?

[not_mafia]

Well... I'm sure it won't be so bad! We'll make it through, whatever comes!

[mal_addict]

Oh goodie, we've out ourselves an optimist.

[not_mafia]

Ah.. is there a problem with being optimistic, sir?

[mal_addict]

No not at all, though a little too much can kill you.

[not_mafia]

A-ah... w..well... I'll be sure to keep that in mind.