Sixtieth Sip

[mal_addict]

Perhaps we all need a lesson in 'things not to do in Paradisa', because clearly you're not learning. So let me give you a helpful little hint:

If there's something new in the middle of the lobby, chances are it's the castle's doing and going near it will make something stupid and/or dangerous happen to you.

I mean, honestly, given it's a mirror, I'd of hoped you lot would have been more wary of it, given mirrors were a big part of the last problem we had. If you're incapable of learning such things, I suggest getting yourself a buddy who is.

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[mal_addict]

Because it's a magical castle, Nikola.

Oh, trust me, dear. I'm judging you. A lot.

And I'm not coming in after you.

[vampirize]

So shoot me if I still believe in the existence of that extinct species, science. Not everything is magic, you know.

I never asked for you to come in after me. And thanks, I'm doing fine and not getting mauled by beasts or anything, I'm so glad you were so kind to inquire about how I'm doing over here in crazy mirror world.

[mal_addict]

[Ugh. Science] Usually it is, but fine, if that's the excuse you want to use.

Inevitably someone has to rescue you idiots. [Pause. The faux sweetly] I am ever so sorry you're getting mauled by beasts after poking around with stupid things in the lobby. I bet no one saw it coming at all.

[vampirize]

Right, and get stuck yourself? No chance.

I am so glad you're feeling such concern over me, I can feel the affection just radiating through the pages.

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[mal_addict]

Oh, I am glad it's getting through. Because I'm really putting it out there. All the concern in all the universes, right here.

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[mal_addict]

...



Don't die.

[vampirize]

[Aw, you make him feel all the warm fuzzy feelings, Maladict.]

I'll try not to. You know me, hard to kill and all that.

[mal_addict]

[She would deny them forever if he voiced them]

Yes, well, this is Paradisa. The normal rules don't always apply.