[Backdated to around midnight. Action]

[cantacquityou]

 

[It was after midnight. Edgeworth was clad in a pair of deep-red pajamas, placidly enjoying a cup of tea in his kitchen, alternating between reading a chapter of the Steel Samurai manga, playing a digital game of chess, and idly researching comparisons between alternative medical treatments and conventional methods of medical practice of certain maladies on his tablet, when the Valentine's Day decor suddenly exploded into being all at once like some Harry Potter shit. Since he has headphones on, listening to 
Symphony No. 8 in B minor 'Unvollendete' by Schubert,  he doesn't notice the sudden change in decor until he looks up moments later.

He sighs. Another one of the castle's shenanigans, no doubt. He takes a few moments to check the Paradisa feed and notes that everyone else seemed to have the same 'problem,' so he realizes that it's probably unnecessary to make a castle-wide post inquiring about it.

He rises from the stool that he was sitting on, and walks about, surveying the place. As he descends the stairs towards his bedroom, his head turned upwards, studying the gaudy bedizenment of every nook and cranny of the place, he is certainly not prepared for the other part of the castle's surprise... 

He is, needless to say, very startled to find Phoenix Wright standing near the foot of his bed. His body tenses in fright upon seeing the unexpected visitor in his room, nearing dropping the tablet in hand. He begins to exhibit an array of speechless gestures of aggravation, including face!palming, clenching his fist and such, before he yells:]






...What the hell are you doing here?!


[/Edit: Room now looks something like this: Bed, Ceiling, Kitchen, and various elements from these rooms.  And when the lights are off, the walls of the room glows like this, this, and this. Others: Couch, Toilet, Misc1, Misc2, Misc3.]

Comments

[cantacquityou]

...

[Blinks lazily at him.]












[He then slowly doubles over, once again falling asleep with his forehead against Phoenix's shoulder.]

1/2

[takethat]

2/2

[takethat]

Hey! Wake up!

[He's ready to dodge this time!]

[cantacquityou]

[jumps up]

























... [=(]

[takethat]

Not much of a morning person, are you?

[cantacquityou]

Mmm...Why are you bothering me...?

[takethat]

Because there's a giant creepy red door in your hallway that wasn't there before.

[cantacquityou]

...Hmm...? What are you talking about...?

[takethat]

...










[Reaches over and ruffles Edgeworth's hair]

I can ask you about it later.

[cantacquityou]

[His eyes close for the brief time his hair is ruffled.]


You already interrupted my sleep...I dema--I demand answers...and such...

[takethat]

I don't really have any answers. There's just a big, red door in your hallway. All of a sudden. Found it when I went to pee.

[cantacquityou]

...


[turns to look to the far right of him, when--]




Mother of G-...Good Heavens, what is that?

[takethat]

I'll go find out... but don't fall asleep again, in case a giant tentacle monster gets me.

[He's only partly serious...]

[cantacquityou]

I'm coming with you...

[takethat]

No sense in both of us getting eaten...

[That's the only noble argument he'll be giving, though. He doesn't want to go alone.]

[cantacquityou]

[He climbs out of bed, walking towards the door, and with absolutely no trepidation at all, opens it.]


...No monsters.

[takethat]

...well, okay, but what is in there?

[Peering over Edgeworth's shoulder for a better look]

[cantacquityou]

...Two, red boxes.

[takethat]

...well let's see what's in them, then!

[cantacquityou]

Aren't you afraid of those fearsome box-monsters?

[takethat]

I was afraid of the door, not a couple of little boxes.

[cantacquityou]

Oh, yes. The door. Frightening.

[takethat]

Make fun of me all you want--I'm seeing what's in those boxes.

[And he scoots past Edgeworth and into the room, where he promptly plops onto the floor to tear into the one with his name on it.]

[cantacquityou]

[Following a few seconds of delay watching as Phoenix opens his box, he walks in and begins to methodically rip open his own.]

[takethat]

[He notices the item on top first.]

Ah! An MP3 player...?

[Pecking at it....]

This has a lot of my favorite songs on it. Awesome. [Also it's blue, which he appreciates.]