Miles Edgeworth (
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paradisa2012-02-11 11:19 pm
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[Backdated to around midnight. Action]
[It was after midnight. Edgeworth was clad in a pair of deep-red pajamas, placidly enjoying a cup of tea in his kitchen, alternating between reading a chapter of the Steel Samurai manga, playing a digital game of chess, and idly researching comparisons between alternative medical treatments and conventional methods of medical practice of certain maladies on his tablet, when the Valentine's Day decor suddenly exploded into being all at once
Symphony No. 8 in B minor 'Unvollendete' by Schubert, he doesn't notice the sudden change in decor until he looks up moments later.
He sighs. Another one of the castle's shenanigans, no doubt. He takes a few moments to check the Paradisa feed and notes that everyone else seemed to have the same 'problem,' so he realizes that it's probably unnecessary to make a castle-wide post inquiring about it.
He rises from the stool that he was sitting on, and walks about, surveying the place. As he descends the stairs towards his bedroom, his head turned upwards, studying the gaudy bedizenment of every nook and cranny of the place, he is certainly not prepared for the other part of the castle's surprise...
He is, needless to say, very startled to find Phoenix Wright standing near the foot of his bed. His body tenses in fright upon seeing the unexpected visitor in his room, nearing dropping the tablet in hand. He begins to exhibit an array of speechless gestures of aggravation, including face!palming, clenching his fist and such, before he yells:]
...What the hell are you doing here?!
[/Edit: Room now looks something like this: Bed, Ceiling, Kitchen, and various elements from these rooms. And when the lights are off, the walls of the room glows like this, this, and this. Others: Couch, Toilet, Misc1, Misc2, Misc3.]

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When Edgeworth shouts, Phoenix jumps and spins around to face him.]
I'm in your room? Again?!? Dammit, what's going on?
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First Joshua, now you. I suppose you're going to tell me that you can't leave, either.
[Realizing that this is pretty possible, he is really, really hoping this is not the case.]
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But I'm more than willing to give it a shot now.
[He makes quick work of walking to the door, tugs on the handle a few times, and is fairly unsurprised to find it won't open.]
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...But try as he may, it doesn't budge.]
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....Fantastic.
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[SIGH wonderful; he couldn't possibly be further from how he wanted to spend the rest of his night.]
I wonder if this is happening to other people, too, or if we're just lucky?
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...It's possible. However, the question begs to be asked... Why us, in particular?
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[Shrug. He's pretty sure that's not it, but it's worth throwing the idea out there.
...it's about that time that he first consciously notices the change of decor in the room, however, and he bites his lip to hold back a laugh.]
Uh... nice Valentine theme you've got going on, here...
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Silence. I find nothing in this to be amused about.
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I especially like the bedspread, there. Are your sheets covered in tiny little hearts or something?
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I need a D8! icon
I need a drink >_>;
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Dawn of the Second Day
And Phoenix has to pee.
He grumbles incoherently, climbs out of the bed, and stands there for a moment, scratching his head and trying to get his bearings. Edgeworth's room--right, weird Valentine's Day "situation"--where's the bathroom again?
And he stumbles off to use the facilities. After doing so successfully, he heads back, but stops before reaching the bedroom; there seems to be a strange red door in the hallway that he hadn't ever noticed before. As much as he'd love to open it, he opts to wait and ask Edgeworth about it before he goes snooping. Instead, he ambles back toward that nice warm bed.]
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After a moment of watching that
like a stalker, Phoenix leans over and pokes Edgeworth's shoulder.]Hey. Wake up. There's something weird going on.
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[Boxes his face.]
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[Retreats to the other side of the bed]
What the hell?!?
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[What a shame--nearly being called by his first name for once has gone unnoticed in the wake of being punched in the face.]
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[He pushes Edgeworth's hands away]
Don't.... don't worry about it. Sorry for startling you.
[Edgeworth is being surprisingly apologetic, after all. Phoenix might as well apologize, too.]
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[Blinks lazily at him.]
[He then slowly doubles over, once again falling asleep with his forehead against Phoenix's shoulder.]
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[He's ready to dodge this time!]
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... [=(]
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Phoenix just stays all the confused with Edgey
Re: Phoenix just stays all the confused with Edgey
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what happened to getting along, boys??
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/MOOD SWINGS
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/waves! =D
HI I MISSED YOU xD
FO SRS
/REACHES FOR
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