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Phoebe Halliwell ([personal profile] kungfuwitch) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-01-16 02:58 pm
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042 Tales Told

[The Gryphon is still on the beach today. Mostly because she's just plain tired of the castle. Far too many beheadings and too much screaming for her taste. She yawns broadly, bringing one claw up to scratch a few new feathers coming in by her beak before peering down at the journal laying open nearby. Normally she'd just pester the Mock Turtle but he's nowhere to be found so she'll have to make do with some of the irritating newcomers who've shown up recently]

Some of you must have tales to tell. Histories. I should like to hear them. [She pauses] On second thought if you're calling this place nonsense then wherever you come from must be boring, indeed. I'm bored enough without being further bored by histories of uninteresting places.

[She sighs, stretching her wings]

Hmmm. Have any of you heard of the Lobster Quadrille? I could do with a dance. Now let's see if I can just remember the words...

[She starts humming a tune softly to herself]

((OOC: Open for journal or at the beach!))
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kungfuwitch: ([Wonderland] Fly into the sunset)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2013-01-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Phoebe? I'm afraid you are mistaken. I am the Gryphon. And this is no joke. The Lobster Quadrille is a traditional dance. I could tell you how to do it if you'd like.
whichwayyoulean: (No fucking clue what's going on here)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-01-17 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I miss it when the weirdest thing I had happen to me was waking up in a bed with a furry peanut.
kungfuwitch: ([Wonderland] Always complaining)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2013-01-19 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
A furry peanut? That is what generally happens when you fall asleep while eating.
whichwayyoulean: (Save me tiny forest spirit)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-01-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No, really. That's what he looks like.
kungfuwitch: ([Wonderland] Fly away)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2013-01-23 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
He? There is a creature that resembles a furry peanut?
whichwayyoulean: (New levels of disgusting and weird)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-01-23 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I'm not getting into that while you're all crazy.
kungfuwitch: ([Wonderland] Always complaining)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2013-01-24 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Crazy? I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. I'm not mad. If you'd like to speak with someone who's mad you'd be better off speaking with the hatter.
whichwayyoulean: (Getting a migraine)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-01-25 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah you know what? No. I already tried that and it didn't go well.
kungfuwitch: ([Wonderland] What was that?)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2013-01-27 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? She may have been having an especially mad day. Perhaps the Dormouse or the March Hare. They're quite mad as well, though not nearly as much as the Hatter.
whichwayyoulean: (Question)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-01-27 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I think madness is pretty much a matter of opinion right now.
kungfuwitch: ([Wonderland] Fly into the sunset)

[personal profile] kungfuwitch 2013-01-28 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Of who's opinion? I would think that those who are mad would hold the opinion that those who are not are truly the mad ones.
whichwayyoulean: (Default)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-01-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why the sane people have the opinions.
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