paradisa | 3rd drink; text + action

[ For the last hour Roxy has sat outside of Jane Crocker's door, occasionally knocking on it. Occasionally trying the door herself. Sometimes she'd even call for Jane. The longer she stood there, the more pathetic she looked until she finally caved and took out her journal. ]

[jane crocker]
paging doccrock
nurse rolal 2 doccroc
we have a STAT all up in here
ok not rly but were r u
i havent hurd from u in days
u didnt fall down the stairs again did u
cause i rly hope not i dont think i could handle that happen again
but srlsy i got all worried an ive been outside ur bedroom door for a zillion hrs
its now been a zillion hrs an 1 min
i hope ur not all hidin out bc of that 1 thing
u know the thing that involves a guy whos name may or may not rhyme with snake peenglish

[ Roxy doesn't really have the kind of patience to sit around and wait for Jane to answer. Not really. So what better thing to do than to contact a few more people while she hangs around outside her bff's door. ]

[vriska]
what is up my blue trollin gal pal
that is a thing i can call u rite
or r u still all pretendin we r not gal pals
bc i am sorry to tell u if u think otherwise u r wrong
theres no gettin away from THE roxy lalonde
got dat
ne way i wanted to talk 2 some1 & u seem like just the rite person
or troll
whatever

[nepeta]
my furriend lets talk cat 2 cat
i need some furry troll lovins over here
how do u deal with this place an ppl bein all mia when u need them
idek what to do with my friends anymore
i am goin to lock them all in a closet 2 together
youd help with that rite ;)
jk
or am i

[ With those out of the way she still can't help but to find herself still a... little bored? What's a girl to do. Oh wait. How about play with filters? Awww yeah she's totally got this. Where to start... ]

[cat enthusiasts]
got 2 be more than me an purrpeta
to steal her words
lets be furriends an talk bout some kitty lovin
i miss havin cats round
ppl r nice
but cats are super nice
i miss the ectocats
but i miss frigglish more
r.i.p. frigglish u were a good cat

[people who r cats]
ell oh ell no srsly is that even possible
if it is wow lets be bffs

[pink lovers]
best color ammirite????
its so great i wrote a poem bout it
pink it was love at first site
yeah pink when i turn out da lights
and pink gets me high as a kite
and i think everything is gonna be alright
no matter what we do 2nite
u could be my flamingo
cause pink its the new kinda lingo
pink like a deco umbrella
its kink that u dont have to tell her
lollllll jk i didnt write that i just ganked it off some1 else

[ppl that r pink]
if u can see this
can i just say
BAD ASS

[wizard enthusiasts]
is this how this works
can other ppl who like wizards see this
i have no idea if ive even been doin this rite but
if u like wizards an can see this we should totes b friends
or start a wizard fanclub
thats if theres not already one
wizards are THE BEST
there is nothin better than the wizards

[actual wizards]
i heard there MIGHT be wizards all up in here
if not boo
but srsly wizards if u see this u r the coolest
we should be friends an u can tell me all bout ur maggyks

[wizards under 40]
a/s/l? ;)

[ Oh yeah she's so cute and funny, she's totally gonna score herself a hot young studly wizard. With those done, she moves on to one she's been meaning to get to since talking to John. Here goes nothin! ]

[rose lalonde]
hi u probs dont know me but ur friend told me bout u
uhhh i didnt get his name tho but the ectofriend
idk if u kno what that is
ne way i found out from him that we have the same last name
p cool rite????
i figured we could talk lalond2lalonde
thats if ud be down with that

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I'm pretty sure we don't have that much in common.
I mean, sure, I'll give you the fact we both think Jane and Nepeta are accepta8le friends, 8ut there 8n't nothing else there!

i am sure if u stopped being so resistant 2 the idea of being friends with me u would c we prob have more in common than u think
bsides i am having janey probs and im not sure what 2 do bout it
i need 2 talk to some1 and im not rly sure who
idk if u know jake
who am i kiddin
how could u not know jake
to him u r probs his choice trollbabe
hed just kno u were there without even tryin
ideg what his thing with blue chicks r
ur not even THAT blue
but if he thought that other blue spidertroll was the girl of his dreams i cant imagine hed feel any diffrent bout u
i bet ur a lot better lookin than her tho

Jane pro8lems?
What kind of Jane pro8lems?
And that Jake kid? I don't know, I talked to him when he was here 8efore, 8ut only like, once.
He wasn't really all that memora8le to 8egin with, just seemed a little full of himself may8e.

[~~Pot. Kettle. 8LACK.~~]

W8, why is he all up on 8lue8loods?
W8, no! What other 8lue spidertroll?
Do you mean Mindfang?
Does he know Mindfang????????

i dunno i havent seen her 4 a few days
im a little worried
not that i dont think she can handle herself its just
idk if u talked to her after she woke up
but something happened between her & jake
i didnt expect him to show up so soon or if at all
i guess i kind of thought maybe wed never all b together in 1 place at the same time
an now we r but idk if jane wants anythin 2 do with him
i know he can be a little slow on the uptake sometimes and maybe just a little full of himself
but hes still my friend but jane is my best friend
c my dilemma

i dunno hes kinda always had a thing 4 blue ladies
hes got a giant boner for that 1 from that 1 movie
i dunno bout mindfang tho idk who that is and i dont think he ever said her name
idek if he knew her name
he was probs all oh look at this choice blue babe i need a towel
then pushed up his glasses as they all fogged up
u kno that kinda thing

Ok, so that's easy.
Just act as auspistice 8etween them. It's not even that hard.

[Coming from the troll who never was ashen for anyone, whoops.]

That's........
Ok. Well, that sure is a thing.
Kind of have my red quadrant filled right now, 8ut whatever!
If you ask me, all that just reminds me of a former neigh8or of mine.

i could but i dunno the 1st thing bout auspiticing
or that the correct way 2 put it
auspiticing
doesnt it mean they have to be in black with each other tho
i dunno if their in blacks with each other
janey said she is done with him but p sure shed be red as a freshly spanked bottom if she could
tho i could be wrong
its just a feeling

DO U NOW
i KNEW IT
tell me more ;)
bout ur reds not ur neighbor
tho i guess u could tell me bout ur neighbor 2
was this neighbor of urs a tool as well
did they think they were rite out of an adventure movie
that is like no1 critera for teh english

No! That's not how it works!
Oh my god, why does everyone get the ashen quadrant wrong?
They aren't "8lack" you're supposed to prevent them from entering the 8lack quadrant together!
That means you stop them from h8ting each other so much! Help them work out their pro8lems so all that negativity is gone!

Yeah, I'm not telling you a8out who I like.
8ut this neigh8or of mine was a piece of work.
He wasn't 8ad or anything, just a little weird.
Actually, you'd 8e 8etter off asking Nepeta a8out him. He was her moirail!

well xcuuuuuse me princess
i kno bout it growin up in a world raised by da battertrollbitch an all
but ive never actually seen it IN ACTION
so alls i gotta do to stop them from blackifying themselves is step between em
keep em from going full out spades on each other????
i think i can do that

its ok i think i have an idea who ;)
oh shes kinda told me bout him
hes the voidy guy rite
weve got dat in common
jake aint that bad tho for the record
hes just
well
jake
theres no1 quite like THE JAKE ENGLISH
like an action movie star
which he wishes he was

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