3rd drink; text + action

[goingrogue]

[ For the last hour Roxy has sat outside of Jane Crocker's door, occasionally knocking on it. Occasionally trying the door herself. Sometimes she'd even call for Jane. The longer she stood there, the more pathetic she looked until she finally caved and took out her journal. ]

[jane crocker]
paging doccrock
nurse rolal 2 doccroc
we have a STAT all up in here
ok not rly but were r u
i havent hurd from u in days
u didnt fall down the stairs again did u
cause i rly hope not i dont think i could handle that happen again
but srlsy i got all worried an ive been outside ur bedroom door for a zillion hrs
its now been a zillion hrs an 1 min
i hope ur not all hidin out bc of that 1 thing
u know the thing that involves a guy whos name may or may not rhyme with snake peenglish


[ Roxy doesn't really have the kind of patience to sit around and wait for Jane to answer. Not really. So what better thing to do than to contact a few more people while she hangs around outside her bff's door. ]


[vriska]
what is up my blue trollin gal pal
that is a thing i can call u rite
or r u still all pretendin we r not gal pals
bc i am sorry to tell u if u think otherwise u r wrong
theres no gettin away from THE roxy lalonde
got dat
ne way i wanted to talk 2 some1 & u seem like just the rite person
or troll
whatever



[nepeta]
my furriend lets talk cat 2 cat
i need some furry troll lovins over here
how do u deal with this place an ppl bein all mia when u need them
idek what to do with my friends anymore
i am goin to lock them all in a closet 2 together
youd help with that rite ;)
jk
or am i


[ With those out of the way she still can't help but to find herself still a... little bored? What's a girl to do. Oh wait. How about play with filters? Awww yeah she's totally got this. Where to start... ]


[cat enthusiasts]
got 2 be more than me an purrpeta
to steal her words
lets be furriends an talk bout some kitty lovin
i miss havin cats round
ppl r nice
but cats are super nice
i miss the ectocats
but i miss frigglish more
r.i.p. frigglish u were a good cat



[people who r cats]
ell oh ell no srsly is that even possible
if it is wow lets be bffs



[pink lovers]
best color ammirite????
its so great i wrote a poem bout it
pink it was love at first site
yeah pink when i turn out da lights
and pink gets me high as a kite
and i think everything is gonna be alright
no matter what we do 2nite
u could be my flamingo
cause pink its the new kinda lingo
pink like a deco umbrella
its kink that u dont have to tell her
lollllll jk i didnt write that i just ganked it off some1 else



[ppl that r pink]
if u can see this
can i just say
BAD ASS



[wizard enthusiasts]
is this how this works
can other ppl who like wizards see this
i have no idea if ive even been doin this rite but
if u like wizards an can see this we should totes b friends
or start a wizard fanclub
thats if theres not already one
wizards are THE BEST
there is nothin better than the wizards



[actual wizards]
i heard there MIGHT be wizards all up in here
if not boo
but srsly wizards if u see this u r the coolest
we should be friends an u can tell me all bout ur maggyks



[wizards under 40]
a/s/l? ;)


[ Oh yeah she's so cute and funny, she's totally gonna score herself a hot young studly wizard. With those done, she moves on to one she's been meaning to get to since talking to John. Here goes nothin! ]


[rose lalonde]
hi u probs dont know me but ur friend told me bout u
uhhh i didnt get his name tho but the ectofriend
idk if u kno what that is
ne way i found out from him that we have the same last name
p cool rite????
i figured we could talk lalond2lalonde
thats if ud be down with that

Comments

Roxy

[wagers]

W8, what?
Who the fuck said we were friends?
I can 8arely even stand you!
Go 8other Nepeta!

vriska

[goingrogue]

did u just read a word i said
nice try no cigar
ur stuck with me like it or not
i dont get why ur so resistant
whats not 2 like bout 2 sexy ladies like us
an i bet u have to deal with the same things i do all da time
it is the price to pay for being so attractive
gotta deal with so much dumb shit
i kno u know what im talkin bout
i can c it all over ur face
ur face is the face of some1 that deals with SO MUCH SHIT

[written; reply comes after the plot if you're cool with that???]

[lord_wizard]

[He he can see like three of these filters and wow that is a lot of pink. He'll make a face after coming across this entry but decides to scribble a reply eventually]

There are several wizards here, as well as other magic-users, under different titles. I'm glad you appreciate the art, though I'd like to ask what your interest is.

And what is a/s/l?

[He's going to regret this isn't he?]

text; i am totally down with that :D

[goingrogue]

woah hold da horses
the horses need to be ALL KINDSA held
did u srsly c that
the part bout a/s/l
cause i wasnt all that srs
i didnt xpect any1 to actually see it
oh man
hot young wizards
i mean
snap i am all kinds of xcite

dictated

[kingsgambit]

[That's a lot of pink man, and he's just staring at this.

And staring.

And staring.

And he'll eventually say something. It's a nice distraction from other issues.]

Why are you interested in my talents and friendship? [This is so weird.]

dictated

[goingrogue]

wait wait talents and friendships
does that mean
ur a
wizard
oh em gee plz say ur a wizard

ROXY - also post-plot shenanigans so she's herself :33

[rogueofheart]

:33 < *ac agr33s to talk kitty to kitty with roxy and gives her a big warm hug to make her f33l better*
:33 < purradisa can be so furrstrating, believe me
:33 < also sometimes it is not always their fault
:33 < fur example i just spent the past w33k believing i was a lion
:33 < not even roleplaying, i thought i was really a lion and i didnt remember any of my furriends or anything
:33 < maybe something like that has happened to your furriends too?

NEPETA

[goingrogue]

were rping????
hells to the yes i am all down for this
ok how bout this
*gives purrpeta the biggest hug back & scatches her behind da horns*
srsly tell me bout it but u totes win
i was wonderin what was up with every1 shit i should have paid better attention
i was 2 busy worryin bout my own probs tho
tho i bet it was fun
the being a lion part
it WAS fun rite???

Pink lovers

[whichwayyoulean]

...I honestly have no idea what is even going on right now.

But uh...it's a really easy colour to market?

Pink lovers

[goingrogue]

what is there not to kno
u like pink
i like pink
therefor lets b friends
did u not like my song
i can sing another if ud like
or i could switch to the voice doodad an 4rls sing 2 u ;)

Pink Lovers

[kryptonian]

Uh... what??

Pink Lovers

[goingrogue]

wat

[Spoken, People who are cats filter] DURING PLOT.

[radiantwingedone]

.... Depends on if you can answer a few questions.

[ He's a sphinx - although fortunately in Wonderland? ]

text;

[goingrogue]

huh
ok i guess i gots nothin better to b doin
HIT ME
tho not 4rls
da figurative kinda hit
u know with ur questions

Pink Lovers [Dictated] (Also during the event. She's a pink flower!)

[yay_heiress]

Oooh! I love pink! It is the best color!

And Flamingos are the best birds!

Pick Lovers (CUTE)

[goingrogue]

yesssss
some1 that gets where i am comin from
glamingos r p cool
tho i cant imagine itd be fun hangin out on 1 foot like that
it is flamingos that hang out on 1 foot rite

wizard filter

[courageous_wit]

Oh, well... Thank you. But you know, wizards are different in different worlds. You're going to get different responses.

wizard filter

[goingrogue]

omg omg
like so many ca-CHINGS over here
wizards
actually rl wizards
with real maggyks
u dont gotta worry bout that
i have all kinda patience esp when it comes to wizards
i can totes listen for HOURS

Roxy

[cyan_maid]

Oh my God! I'm so sorry!!
I've been stuck in a mirror for the past few days, dealing with impossible people. If I was around, I wouldn't have let you wait a single minute outside my room!!!

jane

[goingrogue]

omg wat srsly
how did i just now realize this
shit shit shit
shitxazillion
u dont need to apologize
here i am all worryin bout u an jake when ur stuck
is there anythin i can do

Roxy

[fluthlu]

[... Well, here goes.]

I suppose that I would be what one might consider "down with that".
Did you have any topic of discussion in mind?

Rose

[goingrogue]

[ Oh. Em. Gee. She responded. Her maybe-mom responded and-- Wait. Hasn't they spoken already? Even more oh my gods. ]

omg UR ROSE??????????
i knew there was somethin special bout u when we spoke b4!!
like i was just all kinds of naturally drawn to you
it must be fate ;)
im just gonna come out an say ir rather than all beat around the bush
i dunno if uve heard of her but my mom is like this SUPER FAMOUS ultra hot lady
she wrote this amazing series bout wizards and was ultra bad ass
she was all down with the magykks herself
an well her name was rose too
so what i am rlly getting at here is...
wait 4 it


r u my mom????

Actual wizards under 40?

[delincuente]

... What?

[Jesus what just happened? Alex isn't sure if what she's looking at is hilarious, or concerning.

Probably both.]

Actual wizards under 40

[goingrogue]

wat????
was it somethin i said
i did do this rite rite
i am p sure i did it rite

[wizards under 40]

[lioneyed]

...What does a/s/l mean?

[He's not even touching the rest of that, mostly because he is too polite and not entirely certain he understood it all]

[wizards under 40]

[goingrogue]

omgomgomgomg
how do i explain this
well the a stands 4 age
the s for SEX
an i dont mean im asking 4 sex here
uh u kno what i mean rite
the l is for location
im asking for ur deets ;)

[wizards + cat lovers - sadly at nearly 300, he's a little old for you, Roxy]

[legacydeck]

You might have better luck with answers if your spelling was a little more regular. But yes, there are wizards here.

And I'm inclined to agree - I rather miss having a cat or two around. I assume Frigglish was your's?

[wizards + cat lovers - snap bro she'd be all up on that what a hottie ]

[goingrogue]

aw commone its not that bad
tho u r probs rite
i should have done the voice thingy
but then every1 wouldnt have fully appreciated my love for ALL da things but i will switch just 4 u as u obviously have great tastes ;)

dictated;
Yeah, though I guess he was kind of my moms too. I think. I'm almost sure, anyway. I named him Figglish after the best character in her books though! He was a wizard and did i mention the best?