paradisa | 3rd drink; text + action

[ For the last hour Roxy has sat outside of Jane Crocker's door, occasionally knocking on it. Occasionally trying the door herself. Sometimes she'd even call for Jane. The longer she stood there, the more pathetic she looked until she finally caved and took out her journal. ]

[jane crocker]
paging doccrock
nurse rolal 2 doccroc
we have a STAT all up in here
ok not rly but were r u
i havent hurd from u in days
u didnt fall down the stairs again did u
cause i rly hope not i dont think i could handle that happen again
but srlsy i got all worried an ive been outside ur bedroom door for a zillion hrs
its now been a zillion hrs an 1 min
i hope ur not all hidin out bc of that 1 thing
u know the thing that involves a guy whos name may or may not rhyme with snake peenglish

[ Roxy doesn't really have the kind of patience to sit around and wait for Jane to answer. Not really. So what better thing to do than to contact a few more people while she hangs around outside her bff's door. ]

[vriska]
what is up my blue trollin gal pal
that is a thing i can call u rite
or r u still all pretendin we r not gal pals
bc i am sorry to tell u if u think otherwise u r wrong
theres no gettin away from THE roxy lalonde
got dat
ne way i wanted to talk 2 some1 & u seem like just the rite person
or troll
whatever

[nepeta]
my furriend lets talk cat 2 cat
i need some furry troll lovins over here
how do u deal with this place an ppl bein all mia when u need them
idek what to do with my friends anymore
i am goin to lock them all in a closet 2 together
youd help with that rite ;)
jk
or am i

[ With those out of the way she still can't help but to find herself still a... little bored? What's a girl to do. Oh wait. How about play with filters? Awww yeah she's totally got this. Where to start... ]

[cat enthusiasts]
got 2 be more than me an purrpeta
to steal her words
lets be furriends an talk bout some kitty lovin
i miss havin cats round
ppl r nice
but cats are super nice
i miss the ectocats
but i miss frigglish more
r.i.p. frigglish u were a good cat

[people who r cats]
ell oh ell no srsly is that even possible
if it is wow lets be bffs

[pink lovers]
best color ammirite????
its so great i wrote a poem bout it
pink it was love at first site
yeah pink when i turn out da lights
and pink gets me high as a kite
and i think everything is gonna be alright
no matter what we do 2nite
u could be my flamingo
cause pink its the new kinda lingo
pink like a deco umbrella
its kink that u dont have to tell her
lollllll jk i didnt write that i just ganked it off some1 else

[ppl that r pink]
if u can see this
can i just say
BAD ASS

[wizard enthusiasts]
is this how this works
can other ppl who like wizards see this
i have no idea if ive even been doin this rite but
if u like wizards an can see this we should totes b friends
or start a wizard fanclub
thats if theres not already one
wizards are THE BEST
there is nothin better than the wizards

[actual wizards]
i heard there MIGHT be wizards all up in here
if not boo
but srsly wizards if u see this u r the coolest
we should be friends an u can tell me all bout ur maggyks

[wizards under 40]
a/s/l? ;)

[ Oh yeah she's so cute and funny, she's totally gonna score herself a hot young studly wizard. With those done, she moves on to one she's been meaning to get to since talking to John. Here goes nothin! ]

[rose lalonde]
hi u probs dont know me but ur friend told me bout u
uhhh i didnt get his name tho but the ectofriend
idk if u kno what that is
ne way i found out from him that we have the same last name
p cool rite????
i figured we could talk lalond2lalonde
thats if ud be down with that

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Oh my God! I'm so sorry!!
I've been stuck in a mirror for the past few days, dealing with impossible people. If I was around, I wouldn't have let you wait a single minute outside my room!!!

omg wat srsly
how did i just now realize this
shit shit shit
shitxazillion
u dont need to apologize
here i am all worryin bout u an jake when ur stuck
is there anythin i can do

Yes! Stay away from the funny mirror in the lobby.
I wouldn't want you getting lost in this place.
I know about Jake being here, too - and if you could make sure he doesn't disappear before I come back, I would appreciate it.

You're more than welcome to go into my room if you want, though!
I can't imagine it would be much fun. Anna is the only one in there.

its in the lobby srsly
jane r u sure im sure i could do somethin to save u or somethin idk
i just hate knowin ur there an im here and just
so many shits jane
so many of them
not even good shits
like stepin in shits kinda shits
but i can watch jake
that is somethin u can count on me 4
i will be the great jake watcher
if i have 2 i will sit on him to keep him from goin anywhere anythin for u jane

rly ok
do i mind if i uhhh
stay in ur room till u get back
i wont leave a mess i promise

I don't think anything can be done.
I was foolish enough to try to examine it, and I will have to pay the price and wait until I am spat back out.
I'm sure you won't have to sit on him, but thank you.

Stay in my room?
Like...stay there? As in, sleep in the bed and stuff?
I don't think I would mind. It's quite cozy.
And don't worry about leaving a mess! It's probably out of sorts anyway.

ok i will just
sit back an wait
but im tellin u now it wont be 1 of those patient waits
i will b checkin my book 4 u every 3 seconds
r u sure
bc i totes dont mind sittin on him if i haffta

yea!!
thats rly ok rite???
id kinda rather not sleep alone in mine
its.........
well its lonely
an urs is less lonely even if ur not in it bc it belongs to u

When I come back, I'll try to see if I can find you straight away. Or at least find one of the boys.
Really! You don't have to sit on him. That's a little drastic, isn't it?

Yes, it's really okay! :B
Aw. You are too sweet, Rolal.