paradisa | 3rd drink; text + action

[ For the last hour Roxy has sat outside of Jane Crocker's door, occasionally knocking on it. Occasionally trying the door herself. Sometimes she'd even call for Jane. The longer she stood there, the more pathetic she looked until she finally caved and took out her journal. ]

[jane crocker]
paging doccrock
nurse rolal 2 doccroc
we have a STAT all up in here
ok not rly but were r u
i havent hurd from u in days
u didnt fall down the stairs again did u
cause i rly hope not i dont think i could handle that happen again
but srlsy i got all worried an ive been outside ur bedroom door for a zillion hrs
its now been a zillion hrs an 1 min
i hope ur not all hidin out bc of that 1 thing
u know the thing that involves a guy whos name may or may not rhyme with snake peenglish

[ Roxy doesn't really have the kind of patience to sit around and wait for Jane to answer. Not really. So what better thing to do than to contact a few more people while she hangs around outside her bff's door. ]

[vriska]
what is up my blue trollin gal pal
that is a thing i can call u rite
or r u still all pretendin we r not gal pals
bc i am sorry to tell u if u think otherwise u r wrong
theres no gettin away from THE roxy lalonde
got dat
ne way i wanted to talk 2 some1 & u seem like just the rite person
or troll
whatever

[nepeta]
my furriend lets talk cat 2 cat
i need some furry troll lovins over here
how do u deal with this place an ppl bein all mia when u need them
idek what to do with my friends anymore
i am goin to lock them all in a closet 2 together
youd help with that rite ;)
jk
or am i

[ With those out of the way she still can't help but to find herself still a... little bored? What's a girl to do. Oh wait. How about play with filters? Awww yeah she's totally got this. Where to start... ]

[cat enthusiasts]
got 2 be more than me an purrpeta
to steal her words
lets be furriends an talk bout some kitty lovin
i miss havin cats round
ppl r nice
but cats are super nice
i miss the ectocats
but i miss frigglish more
r.i.p. frigglish u were a good cat

[people who r cats]
ell oh ell no srsly is that even possible
if it is wow lets be bffs

[pink lovers]
best color ammirite????
its so great i wrote a poem bout it
pink it was love at first site
yeah pink when i turn out da lights
and pink gets me high as a kite
and i think everything is gonna be alright
no matter what we do 2nite
u could be my flamingo
cause pink its the new kinda lingo
pink like a deco umbrella
its kink that u dont have to tell her
lollllll jk i didnt write that i just ganked it off some1 else

[ppl that r pink]
if u can see this
can i just say
BAD ASS

[wizard enthusiasts]
is this how this works
can other ppl who like wizards see this
i have no idea if ive even been doin this rite but
if u like wizards an can see this we should totes b friends
or start a wizard fanclub
thats if theres not already one
wizards are THE BEST
there is nothin better than the wizards

[actual wizards]
i heard there MIGHT be wizards all up in here
if not boo
but srsly wizards if u see this u r the coolest
we should be friends an u can tell me all bout ur maggyks

[wizards under 40]
a/s/l? ;)

[ Oh yeah she's so cute and funny, she's totally gonna score herself a hot young studly wizard. With those done, she moves on to one she's been meaning to get to since talking to John. Here goes nothin! ]

[rose lalonde]
hi u probs dont know me but ur friend told me bout u
uhhh i didnt get his name tho but the ectofriend
idk if u kno what that is
ne way i found out from him that we have the same last name
p cool rite????
i figured we could talk lalond2lalonde
thats if ud be down with that

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Soooo this is your thing? Making friends? I think you could just as easily stick up a personal ad.

...Yeah, okay, I'm curious. Knock yourself out. [There might be some guitar twanging in the background]

no way personal adds r for teh lame n desperate
i am neither lame or desperate
i am p awesome if i do say so myself n ud be smart if u befriended a COOL CHICK like me ;)
bsides im new here
i got a few friends but rn theyre all so
SIGH
theyre so very sigh

oh snap ur srs ok here it goes

[ switches to voice HERE WE GO. ]

This is just for you. It can be our song, if ya know what I mean. You can't see it but I am so very winking here.

[ she takes a second to make a show of clearing her throat as if she's gonna sing some awesome ballad. instead he gets more aerosmith, but she is TOTALLY rocking it Roxy style. Yup...... ]

Pink, it's my new obsession, yeah
Pink, it's not even a question
Pink, on the lips of your lover
'Cause pink is the love you discover
Pink, as the bing on your cherry
Pink, 'cause you are so very
Pink, it's the color of passion

'Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink, it was love at first sight
Yeah pink, when I turn out the light
And pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be alright
No matter what we do tonight

How's that? Should I KEEP GOING? Because I can sing the whole thing if I need to.

[At some point mid way he started playing in his guitar to company the singing. The tune was not sadly to Aerosmith's 'Pink'. Who are Aerosmith? Is that some Earth thing?]

You know, I've got yo give you kudos. That's pretty good. Did you make it up on the spot or have you been working on it for a while?

[ Oh my god could this bro be cooler? She totally just goes with whatever he's doing anyway, all jamming out and getting so into it.

She giggles in excitement, just short of rolling around on the floor in total glee. ]

Really? You think so. I have been known to bust out some sick rhymes, but that was sadly not one I can take credit for.

[Darn right, he is the coolest loser ever]

Well, you could have foled me, that was pretty awesome.

I am pretty cool, yeah. [ Smugness all over here. ] But forget about me, what about you? Now that is some natural talent. I was all belting out some sick tones then you come in like-- WHOOSH. With your bad ass guitar. Do you play for all the ladies, or am I just that lucky?

I can't see it, but I am totally winking. Wink wink wink.

I'm totally getting the winking thing. It's coming across loud and clear.

And thanks, I've always liked just making up my own tunes, you know?

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