[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

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[gottaknockhard]

[Yes, tell him. Fairy owes him some money.]

That's a relief.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[All tooth to gift exchanges are non refundable]

Besides, even if it did, Tooth would just talk your ears off. Nothing like this.

[gottaknockhard]

[He'll take that up with the fairy. He should at least get a couple of woolongs for a childhood's worth of teeth.]

A talking palace? [--Spike, no. Why are you asking...]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Good luck with that Buddy]

What? No. Tooth is the name of the queen that lives there. Toothiana, actually.

[gottaknockhard]

Interesting name.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

So's Bunnymund, really. It suits her, though.

[gottaknockhard]

[...]

You're Bunnymund?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

That's my name.

...Someone mentioned me already?

[gottaknockhard]

Nope. Never heard of you.

[But he did meet a guy named giraffe once, so Tooth and Bunnymund really isn't that hard to handle.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

How about the Easter Bunny? [Come on Spike say you've heard of the Easter Bunny]

[gottaknockhard]

[No, he refuses to say that out loud.]

What about it?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Him not it. And that's me. The Easter Bunny.

[gottaknockhard]

...

[Wow, he didn't see that coming. Although they did have Santa pass through, why the hell not?]

That time of the year already?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Yes, good Spike. Think that way]

Not quite, couple of months yet.

[gottaknockhard]

[Someone should stop him before he takes it too far.]

So what are you doing here?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[But then it wouldn't be entertaining at all]

Same as everyone else, I figure. I just woke up here, like most people did.

[gottaknockhard]

I guess they decided to expand their holidays.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I bloody hope not, I live on a deadline as it is.

[gottaknockhard]

Yeah, I'll bet.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Besides, I still need to figure out how to bring Easter to this place.

[gottaknockhard]

You've got a lot of candy to wish up. [He can't really remember what Easter was about, but he knows he's seen candy.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I don't give out candy, just eggs, and I grow them from flowers.

[gottaknockhard]

[Sure you do, crazy.]

Giving away all your secrets, huh?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[No, YOU'RE crazy]

They're not exactly secrets. It's just people never ask.

[gottaknockhard]

That's funny. You'd think they'd have a few questions.